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No, that’s clearly pepperoni
I would have pointed out the computer, myself.
And his squire, Hutch.
Oh, they don’t mean like, cretaceous, jurassic, etc… which would be weird but…
It’s in the can
Oh, how I would love for the treating doctor to be a trans person.
Oblivion is re-releasing this year!
Be sure to wipe your mud flaps, if you know what I mean
Followed by penne for your THOTs
Quite sure it would work
And then he answered in private messages…
Brownflush
I dunno, Worf got his ass kicked by everyone nonstop, even Deanna
It’s definitely a cut above.
Mt Everest
Apparently Baby Gronk is some football kid? I don’t care to investigate further.
Firefighters will arrive in 4-5 months
Help!!!! Please!!!
I think Zoom has this feature too, for business accounts
He shoots! HE SCORES!
Worth bringing back
Just a demi-tasse
Technically correct (the best kind of correct).
So that’s where it is.
No sir, I did not pursue, she followed the rules.

No, that’s clearly pepperoni

No, that’s clearly pepperoni
I would have pointed out the computer, myself.

I would have pointed out the computer, myself.
And his squire, Hutch.

And his squire, Hutch.
Oh, they don’t mean like, cretaceous, jurassic, etc…...

Oh, they don’t mean like, cretaceous, jurassic, etc…...
It’s in the can

It’s in the can
Oh, how I would love for the treating...

Oh, how I would love for the treating...
Oblivion is re-releasing this year!

Oblivion is re-releasing this year!
Be sure to wipe your mud flaps, if...

Be sure to wipe your mud flaps, if...
Followed by penne for your THOTs

Followed by penne for your THOTs
Quite sure it would work

Quite sure it would work
And then he answered in private messages…

And then he answered in private messages…
Brownflush

Brownflush
I dunno, Worf got his ass kicked by...

I dunno, Worf got his ass kicked by...
It’s definitely a cut above.

It’s definitely a cut above.
Mt Everest

Mt Everest
Apparently Baby Gronk is some football kid? I...

Apparently Baby Gronk is some football kid? I...
Firefighters will arrive in 4-5 months

Firefighters will arrive in 4-5 months
Help!!!! Please!!!

Help!!!! Please!!!
I think Zoom has this feature too, for...

I think Zoom has this feature too, for...
He shoots! HE SCORES!

He shoots! HE SCORES!
Worth bringing back

Worth bringing back
Just a demi-tasse

Just a demi-tasse
Technically correct (the best kind of correct).

Technically correct (the best kind of correct).
So that’s where it is.

So that’s where it is.
No sir, I did not pursue, she followed...

No sir, I did not pursue, she followed...
Maybe if you’re okay with it, I can...

Maybe if you’re okay with it, I can...
[Warning: loud sound effects] Weirdest advent calendar, but...

[Warning: loud sound effects] Weirdest advent calendar, but...
So, same as everyone else, yea?

So, same as everyone else, yea?
ACKSHUALLY that’s the Enterprise-A *athsmatic noises*

ACKSHUALLY that’s the Enterprise-A *athsmatic noises*
Everything is edible except for “mystic moments”…. what...

Everything is edible except for “mystic moments”…. what...
Here to kick quacks and chew soggy bread....

Here to kick quacks and chew soggy bread....
56……Huh, what do you mean it’s wrong?…… oh…….

56……Huh, what do you mean it’s wrong?…… oh…….
Uh, you’re about to be called in for...

Uh, you’re about to be called in for...
I think that’s how Studio Ghibli got started.

I think that’s how Studio Ghibli got started.
Go ahead, laugh. Vent your liver a little...

Go ahead, laugh. Vent your liver a little...
If it ain’t one thing, it’s number one...

If it ain’t one thing, it’s number one...
How to pick up a rake

How to pick up a rake
Drat, I was hoping they’d turn around!

Drat, I was hoping they’d turn around!
It’s okay, ziy was doing laser-and-release

It’s okay, ziy was doing laser-and-release
The logic is inescapable

The logic is inescapable
A Song of Fire and Ice – a...

A Song of Fire and Ice – a...
Where is an anal bum cover when you...

Where is an anal bum cover when you...
Espelling

Espelling
I’m thinking of a number …. number 2

I’m thinking of a number …. number 2
I have a blanket that I recieved as...

I have a blanket that I recieved as...
Genuwine. Gennuwine. Genouwyne? Why isn’t this working??

Genuwine. Gennuwine. Genouwyne? Why isn’t this working??
Looks like they’ve got COVID, folks

Looks like they’ve got COVID, folks
Well, at least she can laugh at herself

Well, at least she can laugh at herself
Poppy, toad, mushroom. Hmmmm…..

Poppy, toad, mushroom. Hmmmm…..
I regret to inform you all that I...

I regret to inform you all that I...
Do it!

Do it!
Look, everyone’s allowed to show off their booty...

Look, everyone’s allowed to show off their booty...
Remember to unplug your battery if you’re working...

Remember to unplug your battery if you’re working...
That and the lighting choices.

That and the lighting choices.
Mr. Reservoir, I presume?

Mr. Reservoir, I presume?
Sounds like a Code Brown scenario

Sounds like a Code Brown scenario
Next to a cul-de-sac, no doubt.

Next to a cul-de-sac, no doubt.
This never would have happened with Bill Nye

This never would have happened with Bill Nye
Oh good, this pool has a rescue guitar!

Oh good, this pool has a rescue guitar!
E&E??

E&E??
What, no boots?

What, no boots?
Pass the tissues and the morphine please

Pass the tissues and the morphine please
Joking aside, actually a great accessibility device and...

Joking aside, actually a great accessibility device and...
The best electrical source varies by region (not...

The best electrical source varies by region (not...
Exhibit A, this contract we had to sign...

Exhibit A, this contract we had to sign...
*snork*

*snork*
Oh dear!

Oh dear!
Early days …

Early days …
Well, saved the local graffiti ‘artists’ a job.

Well, saved the local graffiti ‘artists’ a job.
I wonder if I could make a song...

I wonder if I could make a song...
Why is there a pinch of salt at...

Why is there a pinch of salt at...
If you round to the nearest whole number,...

If you round to the nearest whole number,...
Pansexual, I suppose?

Pansexual, I suppose?
….Stealing memes someone else made with chatgpt doesn’t...

….Stealing memes someone else made with chatgpt doesn’t...
You have my word that I will not...

You have my word that I will not...
As written by A. Seedise

As written by A. Seedise
Priorities

Priorities
LGBTQIAcademia

LGBTQIAcademia
And other stories

And other stories
But he doesn’t want to die

But he doesn’t want to die
Checking him over for Bugs

Checking him over for Bugs
Read the news again…

Read the news again…
Sometimes my Count counts things on me

Sometimes my Count counts things on me
Nyquil and Chill

Nyquil and Chill
Sometimes I wear intentionally mismatched colourful socks. Life...

Sometimes I wear intentionally mismatched colourful socks. Life...
I think this person is a couple salami...

I think this person is a couple salami...
As long as it’s not webp. Lolcoll doesn’t...

As long as it’s not webp. Lolcoll doesn’t...
I’m just… really busy, is all?

I’m just… really busy, is all?
March… 2005

March… 2005
If you don’t know…. don’t google it.

If you don’t know…. don’t google it.
How tanker captains get their training

How tanker captains get their training
Meanwhile, in some holiday getaway spot

Meanwhile, in some holiday getaway spot
Mmm, mm-mm-mm, mm-mm-mmmmmm, mhm-mm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-hmhmhmhmmmm…

Mmm, mm-mm-mm, mm-mm-mmmmmm, mhm-mm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-hmhmhmhmmmm…
Are you as annoyed by the fact the...

Are you as annoyed by the fact the...
Real shallow individual

Real shallow individual
I’m gonna be like this until about March....

I’m gonna be like this until about March....
And for all the folks with new years’...

And for all the folks with new years’...
That time of year again, isn’t it?

That time of year again, isn’t it?
Remind me to send him a thank you...

Remind me to send him a thank you...
I swear, I watched it for the plot!

I swear, I watched it for the plot!