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Active 1 week, 6 days ago Johnny Alpha

@johnnyalpha

Member since 2019-08-16

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Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month ago

Let’s call it what it is …
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month ago

First HR wanted to discuss my ‘humour’ …
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Wait, is that beer?
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month ago

Why not pizza?
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month ago

Well I know for definite the answer is not ‘an Australian rodeo’!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month ago

LolCollective to the rescue!!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month ago

Oh dear!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month ago

There is only 1 use for it …
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month ago

Haven’t seen Timmy in a while …
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month, 1 week ago

Oh look! I can see the Gulf of Narcissism!
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Last one!
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Happy Valentine’s
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month, 2 weeks ago

No rest for the wicked!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month, 3 weeks ago

The internet ruined us Pt 1
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The internet ruined us Pt 2
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Feeling old yet?
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month, 3 weeks ago

Every generation a winner!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month, 3 weeks ago

Behold the 4 horsemen of … wait, what?
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month, 4 weeks ago

Hmmm! Decisions, decisions …
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month, 4 weeks ago

Nothing’s new, only re-invented.
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Yeah, you tell them

Yeah, you tell them
Huzza!

Huzza!
I agree, one is enough

I agree, one is enough
The only appropriate thing to say in this...

The only appropriate thing to say in this...
Do iiiiit!

Do iiiiit!
Restocked this morning!

Restocked this morning!
Yoink!!

Yoink!!
Do they suspect fowl play?

Do they suspect fowl play?
I never had a problem with reading doing...

I never had a problem with reading doing...
And you can never eat just one

And you can never eat just one
He didn’t even dance

He didn’t even dance
Just try

Just try
Both.

Both.
Darn, overcast again

Darn, overcast again
It was forced on me

It was forced on me
Where does it go?

Where does it go?
Booblies!

Booblies!
I need this

I need this
So Inspirational

So Inspirational
I should get me some of that.

I should get me some of that.
Why cheese puff shaped then?

Why cheese puff shaped then?
With that graphic, definitely a threat

With that graphic, definitely a threat
I hope it’s potatoes 🙂

I hope it’s potatoes 🙂
See you next time

See you next time
Is it short for Toddler?

Is it short for Toddler?
And if you soft, then you soft

And if you soft, then you soft
He sure was motivated to use my mother

He sure was motivated to use my mother
Mug of …… something or other

Mug of …… something or other
I’d have a hard time too

I’d have a hard time too
Now I want cinnamon rolls…

Now I want cinnamon rolls…
Gimme a minute

Gimme a minute
Under pressure

Under pressure
An easy mistake

An easy mistake
Or milk was being spilled

Or milk was being spilled
I wish…

I wish…
Smells like you’re not

Smells like you’re not
Sonic is such a jerk

Sonic is such a jerk
Dog jaw?

Dog jaw?
Woof!

Woof!
That’ll be a hard no

That’ll be a hard no
He could break every bone in your body...

He could break every bone in your body...
The struggle is real when coding.

The struggle is real when coding.
That’s the last time I ask Mike Tyson...

That’s the last time I ask Mike Tyson...
Accurate

Accurate
They’ve come a long way since then

They’ve come a long way since then
What what?

What what?
iBirb – for tweeting only

iBirb – for tweeting only
Just how big were those stones …..

Just how big were those stones …..
Not just Programmers

Not just Programmers
Ya’ll talk to women?

Ya’ll talk to women?
No ducks in a row and I haven’t...

No ducks in a row and I haven’t...
Be vewy vewy quiet

Be vewy vewy quiet
FOR THE LAST TIME, BOB! Don’t go swimming...

FOR THE LAST TIME, BOB! Don’t go swimming...
How silly

How silly
I need one

I need one
Haha

Haha
I’m green with envy

I’m green with envy
He did

He did
A lot has happened since then

A lot has happened since then
Mount Tushmore

Mount Tushmore
The Free Candy van is next door for...

The Free Candy van is next door for...
Well, crap.

Well, crap.
Oops

Oops
This one’s popular

This one’s popular
You don’t get what you don’t ask for.

You don’t get what you don’t ask for.
They definitely should’ve known better

They definitely should’ve known better
6 months tops

6 months tops
Where is he!

Where is he!
Right in the middle too

Right in the middle too
Gosh, so unsportsmanlike. I won the race fair...

Gosh, so unsportsmanlike. I won the race fair...
They came around

They came around
I don’t even remember where I copied this...

I don’t even remember where I copied this...
Some of us have more anxiety than others

Some of us have more anxiety than others
Smooth

Smooth
Looks like someone took it a bit too...

Looks like someone took it a bit too...
This is true

This is true
*Fwips hair*

*Fwips hair*
I do what I want

I do what I want
That took a moment

That took a moment
Not Murray!

Not Murray!
I saw it in that movie “Thoracic Park”

I saw it in that movie “Thoracic Park”
*Confused clone noises*

*Confused clone noises*
🙂

🙂
That would make my morning though

That would make my morning though
Too much work

Too much work
I’m glad I only dogsat a smaller dog...

I’m glad I only dogsat a smaller dog...
I just can’t

I just can’t
The taco bell

The taco bell
Not enough RGB

Not enough RGB
Or the pantry

Or the pantry
It’s never the same

It’s never the same
Now they just need a real computer mouse

Now they just need a real computer mouse
I’m pround of me

I’m pround of me
Any day now I’ll start the list

Any day now I’ll start the list
The pain is usually in my posterior

The pain is usually in my posterior
How rude

How rude
Pi Day

Pi Day
It’s always at the very bottom!

It’s always at the very bottom!
D

D
I just squint and make a wish

I just squint and make a wish

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