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Active 5 days, 4 hours ago Johnny Alpha

@johnnyalpha

Member since 2019-08-16

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How dare it trap him once again!

How dare it trap him once again!
And yeah, you look the part

And yeah, you look the part
Huh, it does make you stop and think.

Huh, it does make you stop and think.
IT HEKIN’ WIMDY

IT HEKIN’ WIMDY
I’m a potato

I’m a potato
Legal Crack Cocaine

Legal Crack Cocaine
Don’t wonk all over him

Don’t wonk all over him
It’s learning

It’s learning
Fine, a lot of methane

Fine, a lot of methane
Not today!

Not today!
I need a few of these

I need a few of these
Just check your blood pressure first.

Just check your blood pressure first.
A flight risk

A flight risk
3, 2, 1, race!

3, 2, 1, race!
One good churn deserves another

One good churn deserves another
Real Aussie crocs

Real Aussie crocs
Nothing ever works the first try

Nothing ever works the first try
It goes like this, the swords, the sticks,...

It goes like this, the swords, the sticks,...
They were the ninjiest

They were the ninjiest
You’re welcome

You’re welcome
The accent certainly helps

The accent certainly helps
100%

100%
That’s pretty close

That’s pretty close
Home on the Range

Home on the Range
Always?

Always?
I already annoy the neighbors

I already annoy the neighbors
What next, slower door dash?

What next, slower door dash?
The importance of proofreading

The importance of proofreading
Seriously though, I don’t even know how to...

Seriously though, I don’t even know how to...
And I thought O’Hare smelled bad on the...

And I thought O’Hare smelled bad on the...
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Possibly two thousand words in this particular picture

Possibly two thousand words in this particular picture
Fall of the House of Opry

Fall of the House of Opry
That’s why they call them “An-Toe-nio”

That’s why they call them “An-Toe-nio”
Do not pair with crocs

Do not pair with crocs
Finally, I am seen

Finally, I am seen
The real question is why they were wearing...

The real question is why they were wearing...
He finally got to see more

He finally got to see more
“Scully, have you ever heard of the merpy...

“Scully, have you ever heard of the merpy...
…Week?

…Week?
Please stay as safe as you can

Please stay as safe as you can
Excellent plating, please proceed to the judges’ table

Excellent plating, please proceed to the judges’ table
[Audio] Aren’t you always, in your mind?

[Audio] Aren’t you always, in your mind?
Who the blazes put 2026 on fast forward?

Who the blazes put 2026 on fast forward?
Mental health hack

Mental health hack
I tried to host one myself, but no...

I tried to host one myself, but no...
Serendipity mode :)

Serendipity mode :)
We all have days where we feel like...

We all have days where we feel like...
I will continue to drive small vehicles thanks

I will continue to drive small vehicles thanks
I believe it’s called the worm

I believe it’s called the worm
Don’t trust it

Don’t trust it
This might be sufficient to sate my morning...

This might be sufficient to sate my morning...
To scale

To scale
You forgot to sign your names! …. oh,...

You forgot to sign your names! …. oh,...
And stolen by me pretending I found it...

And stolen by me pretending I found it...
This episode is brought to you by game...

This episode is brought to you by game...
Just give it a chance

Just give it a chance
You generally don’t notice

You generally don’t notice
It’s a great peanut butter, some say it’s...

It’s a great peanut butter, some say it’s...
Boy, that is cheap

Boy, that is cheap
A crappy backstory

A crappy backstory
I wonder what he did to get all...

I wonder what he did to get all...
At least she didn’t find out her kid...

At least she didn’t find out her kid...
What if someone spelled it Jephph

What if someone spelled it Jephph
Hi-ho

Hi-ho
That guy brooked it

That guy brooked it
I wonder if people named Aidan ever have...

I wonder if people named Aidan ever have...
He said what he said, alert the authorities.

He said what he said, alert the authorities.
Yes

Yes
Welp. I’ve been a salted.

Welp. I’ve been a salted.
Because some people actually want to learn these...

Because some people actually want to learn these...
English3

English3
couch

couch
What is the 2nd camera man doing..?

What is the 2nd camera man doing..?
[Also guy who doesn’t need to wear glasses...

[Also guy who doesn’t need to wear glasses...
Do we tell him?

Do we tell him?
Let’s talk about olives in salads….

Let’s talk about olives in salads….
The crushing weight of writing out a title

The crushing weight of writing out a title
Just reread it slower

Just reread it slower
If not, a fourth

If not, a fourth
Just say ‘tough crowd’.

Just say ‘tough crowd’.
Such an amateur move.

Such an amateur move.
Identity crisis

Identity crisis
I’ve always wanted to use the word “A-ness”

I’ve always wanted to use the word “A-ness”
Well, how did he know?

Well, how did he know?
I know a few people like this

I know a few people like this
They definitely are…

They definitely are…
That’s why I wear slip-ons

That’s why I wear slip-ons
It’s true

It’s true
That’s nice to…. know…….

That’s nice to…. know…….
Food stalls on a different level

Food stalls on a different level
Party pooper

Party pooper
Cool. Cool cool cool

Cool. Cool cool cool
Nothing to Sneeze At

Nothing to Sneeze At
Are they cuddling or wrestling?

Are they cuddling or wrestling?
It’s like an entirely new store

It’s like an entirely new store
Not cool guys

Not cool guys
What a wonderfull phrase

What a wonderfull phrase
Full sippy cups at 5 paces

Full sippy cups at 5 paces
D’oh… d’oh d’oh d’oh d’oh, D’oh d’oh d’oh...

D’oh… d’oh d’oh d’oh d’oh, D’oh d’oh d’oh...

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