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A mantra I recite every morning while getting out of bed

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It was justified murder
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Doctors will do that sometimes
Spotty
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…Why is it heated?
Just because it’s your birthday doesn’t mean you get to be shellfish
Oh hey Bill
Sniff
♥
it’s ok
Tongue in cheek humour
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Schiesse!
AEIOU… wait hold on. EIO… hm.

Language lessons made easy

Language lessons made easy
Hell yeah

Hell yeah
Representative to aisle 69 for customer assistance please.

Representative to aisle 69 for customer assistance please.
Additionally, I find your face to be aesthetically...

Additionally, I find your face to be aesthetically...
I mean, it’s called a house spider for...

I mean, it’s called a house spider for...
Okay, I’m confused and kinda turned on.

Okay, I’m confused and kinda turned on.
I’m trying, I’m trying… DX

I’m trying, I’m trying… DX
Give a hoot

Give a hoot
It was justified murder

It was justified murder
They seem to be missing something

They seem to be missing something
Doctors will do that sometimes

Doctors will do that sometimes
Spotty

Spotty
Let me just peel off my work clothes...

Let me just peel off my work clothes...
…Why is it heated?

…Why is it heated?
Just because it’s your birthday doesn’t mean you...

Just because it’s your birthday doesn’t mean you...
Oh hey Bill

Oh hey Bill
Sniff

Sniff
♥

♥
it’s ok

it’s ok
Tongue in cheek humour

Tongue in cheek humour
Poor Amelia Earheart

Poor Amelia Earheart
But here’s the catch

But here’s the catch
Treasure? Treasure!

Treasure? Treasure!
Schiesse!

Schiesse!
AEIOU… wait hold on. EIO… hm.

AEIOU… wait hold on. EIO… hm.
True

True
It’s not that hard to spell

It’s not that hard to spell
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The sky is the limit.. wait.
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Thank goodness, I thought it was billiards
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Give the red shirt the water stone
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Nope, don’t wanna know how or why, seriously.
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Guilty, lol.
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Just phyl’um away for later
By the sacrifices of a few good meads

By the sacrifices of a few good meads
AI logic?

AI logic?
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Friggin microsoft AI slopjacking things into my updates…
She’s got it in the bag

She’s got it in the bag
I’m going to sleep incorrectly, I see

I’m going to sleep incorrectly, I see
SNACK?!

SNACK?!
Feeling a little shelf conscious now

Feeling a little shelf conscious now
“You’re not wrong, but…”

“You’re not wrong, but…”
Ruh roh, rivorce!

Ruh roh, rivorce!
Location, location, location

Location, location, location
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Meanwhile, near my house
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Honestly, this would be more fun to watch...
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Take this for a spin
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That actually might be clever. Going to try...
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The chicken looks too sane here though
Þorry

Þorry
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Well, if you insist…
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This would be the worst
It’s good – and not so good

It’s good – and not so good
Are others experiencing this same dystopian reality?

Are others experiencing this same dystopian reality?
Why is it the wrong one every time?

Why is it the wrong one every time?
I’ll get back to it eventually

I’ll get back to it eventually
Let me think about that

Let me think about that
They go great with tinnitus!

They go great with tinnitus!
We’ll miss her humanity.

We’ll miss her humanity.
That’ll teach ’em!

That’ll teach ’em!
Much deserved

Much deserved
You’re gonna do great

You’re gonna do great
A pain I know all too well

A pain I know all too well
For a cat…yes

For a cat…yes
Can I do $2000 for 2 mins?

Can I do $2000 for 2 mins?
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My phone reads my mind!
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Just add a couple hundred pounds and look...
But you have to get your ducks in...

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And a discount on the next
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Whoops

Whoops
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If you ever watch this show at 0.75x...
Seal of approval

Seal of approval
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“Polly wants a cracker …. NOW!!!!… or else…”
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Only playable on perform-mints build computers
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Feeling a bit Thor and thtupid
….is that a hamster?

….is that a hamster?
The passing lane

The passing lane
Meat market

Meat market
Made with ladyfingers and ladytoes

Made with ladyfingers and ladytoes
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