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Active 1 month ago Johnny Alpha

@johnnyalpha

Member since 2019-08-16

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Johnny Alpha published “Image” 5 months ago

Happy Valentine’s
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No rest for the wicked!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 5 months ago

The internet ruined us Pt 1
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The internet ruined us Pt 2
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Feeling old yet?
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Every generation a winner!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 5 months ago

Behold the 4 horsemen of … wait, what?
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Hmmm! Decisions, decisions …
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 5 months ago

Nothing’s new, only re-invented.
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 5 months ago

Epecially when their mansions burn.
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 5 months ago

Hold my beer … !
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 5 months ago

Predictably Australian.
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Oh dear!
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Je suis d’accord!!
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Forget about ‘Die Hard’ …
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 6 months ago

*snork*
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Oh dear!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 6 months ago

Early days …
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Well, saved the local graffiti ‘artists’ a job.
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 6 months ago

Not a LoL but wow … just WOW!!
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Trust me, it’s going to be a best...

He should be working out at galaxy fitness

I feel bad for whoever this Lery guy...

That dog looks so determined.

Onion rings to rule them all.

As IF!

Sounds about right

Naughty idea

Should’ve laid out the ground rules

Everyone seemed busy

Or I miss a spot and hear about...

Would a frozen spaghetti donut cool you down?

Dessert pizza or desert the pizza?

Little swimmers finding the egg

That baby hits different

Population per capita across U.S. states

True

Anyone else feel the same way?

Anyone else feel the same way?

I prefer the robot voice

Oooooone sec

My Best Friends – NSFW

My Best Friends – NSFW

Reads in sad movie trailer voice

I’m going to need these

If a computer didn’t remember passwords I’d be...

The bed even remade itself

The bed even remade itself

How did she know??

Back hug

It’s called, ‘Keeping to yourself’

And always trying to ketch-up.

Just a little off the sole please

Close, but no cigar

The only way to ring is by ringing

I’m a level 9 administrator

I’m a level 9 administrator

Please install the app to request a pickup

“I’m not into pecking either”

It was worth a shot

It was a wild Tuesday at Olive Garden

Very straightforward

Supportive shark noises

Good ol’ Pavlov

Well, you cant say that you’re bored

Unless there’s food involved, it usually leans towards...

Don’t go on a wild B’rel chase

I miss 24 hour grocery stores. They all...

What a saucy experience! [Borderline NSFW]

What a saucy experience! [Borderline NSFW]

Those with erectile dysfuntion need not apply… it.

Just don’t sink it too deeply at once

What’s that gatorade bottle for…?

Sorry, we sold out of the Venus chocolate-y...

I could wear each of these in a...

“For starters, you’re wasting gas by not turning...

must.. hit… corner….

Actually, we’re not yet certain, they just generated...

It’s fine, the electrical wire should catch that...

We need to save everybody, now!

And the witch queen Liz Dexamfetamine

And the witch queen Liz Dexamfetamine

Patch notes as follows…. uhh, hang on.

And now it’s time to show you a...

Don’t carry this picture across a particular border...

Specialist appointments

Going phishing?

Mr. Havachat

How true

I wouldn’t mind something about “crocodiles rescheduled appropriately”

I’m really hating the live action version, though.

I’m really hating the live action version, though.

Myeeeeeeeowwwwwwwww!!!!

Make sure they didn’t squeak anything important out

I can think of some uses for snow...

Not the right build for those tassels

Tried, in a court of slaw

Tried, in a court of slaw

More soup, y’all?

Once more unto the Bush

A lady in the Skådis, but a freak...

Another scorcher of a day in my area

Nope. You’re not fooling me with a baby...

Hint: Australian for ‘mate’ or ‘Idiot’

Oh, Grandma!!! (lol)

Happy ending

The dreaded Pine Wolf

Looks like a great way to end the...

It’s short for Sugary.

This looks like almost the right amount

What a range

That’s valid

Damn, grandma is cold as ice

I hope you didn’t also tip

It’s not a pizza hut, it’s a pizza...

Skeletor will not return

Well, it’s obvious why he failed

Now I really wish that I knew how...

Wow that’s very advanced

What a pain

A dangerous endeavor

Slow and steady

Mastering the art of lazy dining.

They erected this last summer

Just zoom out a bit

Great bust

A lot of people are out of blinker...

Graham had that effect on people

Trust me, it’s going to be a best...

He should be working out at galaxy fitness

I feel bad for whoever this Lery guy...

That dog looks so determined.

Onion rings to rule them all.

As IF!

Sounds about right

Naughty idea

Should’ve laid out the ground rules

Everyone seemed busy

Or I miss a spot and hear about...

Would a frozen spaghetti donut cool you down?

Dessert pizza or desert the pizza?

Little swimmers finding the egg

That baby hits different

Population per capita across U.S. states

True

Anyone else feel the same way?

Anyone else feel the same way?

I prefer the robot voice

Oooooone sec

My Best Friends – NSFW

My Best Friends – NSFW

Reads in sad movie trailer voice

I’m going to need these

If a computer didn’t remember passwords I’d be...

The bed even remade itself

The bed even remade itself

How did she know??

Back hug

It’s called, ‘Keeping to yourself’

And always trying to ketch-up.

Just a little off the sole please

Close, but no cigar

The only way to ring is by ringing

I’m a level 9 administrator

I’m a level 9 administrator

Please install the app to request a pickup

“I’m not into pecking either”

It was worth a shot

It was a wild Tuesday at Olive Garden

Very straightforward

Supportive shark noises

Good ol’ Pavlov

Well, you cant say that you’re bored

Unless there’s food involved, it usually leans towards...

Don’t go on a wild B’rel chase

I miss 24 hour grocery stores. They all...

What a saucy experience! [Borderline NSFW]

What a saucy experience! [Borderline NSFW]

Those with erectile dysfuntion need not apply… it.

Just don’t sink it too deeply at once

What’s that gatorade bottle for…?

Sorry, we sold out of the Venus chocolate-y...

I could wear each of these in a...

“For starters, you’re wasting gas by not turning...

must.. hit… corner….

Actually, we’re not yet certain, they just generated...

It’s fine, the electrical wire should catch that...

We need to save everybody, now!

And the witch queen Liz Dexamfetamine

And the witch queen Liz Dexamfetamine

Patch notes as follows…. uhh, hang on.

And now it’s time to show you a...

Don’t carry this picture across a particular border...

Specialist appointments

Going phishing?

Mr. Havachat

How true

I wouldn’t mind something about “crocodiles rescheduled appropriately”

I’m really hating the live action version, though.

I’m really hating the live action version, though.

Myeeeeeeeowwwwwwwww!!!!

Make sure they didn’t squeak anything important out

I can think of some uses for snow...

Not the right build for those tassels

Tried, in a court of slaw

Tried, in a court of slaw

More soup, y’all?

Once more unto the Bush

A lady in the Skådis, but a freak...

Another scorcher of a day in my area

Nope. You’re not fooling me with a baby...

Hint: Australian for ‘mate’ or ‘Idiot’

Oh, Grandma!!! (lol)

Happy ending

The dreaded Pine Wolf

Looks like a great way to end the...

It’s short for Sugary.

This looks like almost the right amount

What a range

That’s valid

Damn, grandma is cold as ice

I hope you didn’t also tip

It’s not a pizza hut, it’s a pizza...

Skeletor will not return

Well, it’s obvious why he failed

Now I really wish that I knew how...

Wow that’s very advanced

What a pain

A dangerous endeavor

Slow and steady

Mastering the art of lazy dining.

They erected this last summer

Just zoom out a bit

Great bust

A lot of people are out of blinker...

Graham had that effect on people

Trust me, it’s going to be a best...

He should be working out at galaxy fitness

I feel bad for whoever this Lery guy...

That dog looks so determined.

Onion rings to rule them all.

As IF!

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