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Ain’t nothin gonna slow me down (except the speed of light)

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He also gets tired really quickly
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Oh. Oh no.

Oh. Oh no.
He’s just made it through a hairy situation

He’s just made it through a hairy situation
Delicious!

Delicious!
Wait, no, nevermind. They ducked it up.

Wait, no, nevermind. They ducked it up.
He also gets tired really quickly

He also gets tired really quickly
🐓🍭

🐓🍭
I’m tired of knowing more

I’m tired of knowing more
And getting paid for it

And getting paid for it
When your web browser like to browse cities,...

When your web browser like to browse cities,...
Darn, full schedule tomorrow too

Darn, full schedule tomorrow too
Untroubled by the complexities of life

Untroubled by the complexities of life
Yeah . . I’m 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 old. .

Yeah . . I’m 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 old. .
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He’s cool
Grilling me softly, with his tongs

Grilling me softly, with his tongs
Give him the ol’ cavity search

Give him the ol’ cavity search
Maybe stand out less

Maybe stand out less
Pretty much how I remember it

Pretty much how I remember it
Titan 1C 🚢

Titan 1C 🚢
When reality outpaces fiction

When reality outpaces fiction
I’m no fool

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Technically true is the best kind of true

Technically true is the best kind of true
Early medical diagnostics

Early medical diagnostics
It’s a tactical non-explosive flashbang

It’s a tactical non-explosive flashbang
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You’re my friend now
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Well, damn Debbie, you should at least buy...
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What do you think, Brendon?
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What in the Kentucky is this?
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How did i get that funky music stuck...
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Today I learned that lobsters eat teeth
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Other positions are ok then?
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Now that you mention it…
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NSFW -Language. Kid heard dad say this ONCE.
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Cilantro ruins everything it touches
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Would a frozen spaghetti donut cool you down?
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Dessert pizza or desert the pizza?
Little swimmers finding the egg

Little swimmers finding the egg
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That baby hits different
Population per capita across U.S. states

Population per capita across U.S. states
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True
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Anyone else feel the same way?
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I prefer the robot voice
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My Best Friends – NSFW
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