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Why can’t I run faster?

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Must’ve been feeling cold again

Must’ve been feeling cold again
Yaaaay

Yaaaay
That is a LOT of wasps

That is a LOT of wasps
“Let me at him!”

“Let me at him!”
I don’t mind either

I don’t mind either
Just don’t fly off the handle

Just don’t fly off the handle
The telescope is on the roof if your...

The telescope is on the roof if your...
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Which one do you think he chose?
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I wonder if it’s fun
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It’s just a casual hobby

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Happy Alien Day. Now, who wants some hugs?
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