... a young prince was out riding when he came across a hideous old witch, he drew his sword and was about to kill the crone when she said
"Stay your blade young prince! I'm a princess cursed to look like this by the wicked witch! Only you can save me!"
"How so?" quoth the young prince
"If you spend the night, making love with me in my miserable hovel, I will transform"
So the prince fought his revulsion and spent the night with the hidious hag ... the next morning she smiled with her gummy mouth and said
"You're a bit old to believe in fairy-tales, no?"