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"Is that my spare bat in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?"

6 years ago 6 years ago

“Is that my spare bat in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?”

by perthaussieguy 6 years ago6 years ago

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I did, the bike didn’t slow down.

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I’d almost die from ‘Aaawwww’ if i saw...

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I apparently wasn’t weird enough

A poorly caliberated decision

I heard a HR position is available

Extra cream

There has to be a better way to...

Don’t be shy

Having a Gay Old Time

Scene Stealer

Words to live by

They always find a way

If you see me run, you run too

I hope you all had a purrfect Wednesday...

I’ll do things later

Is there a bad kind of cheese?

Yay

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Excuse me… what?

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That was my nickname in high school

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Say what now?

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Messing up the lawn

Better not be

Oh well…

Crappy directions

What in the Kentucky is this?

I say, and it can be quite humerous

I did, the bike didn’t slow down.

But be sure to read the warming label.

I’d almost die from ‘Aaawwww’ if i saw...

I’d almost die from ‘Aaawwww’ if i saw...

Not all of them

Tim, last name Ber

I apparently wasn’t weird enough

A poorly caliberated decision

I heard a HR position is available

Extra cream

There has to be a better way to...

Don’t be shy

Having a Gay Old Time

Scene Stealer

Words to live by

They always find a way

If you see me run, you run too

I hope you all had a purrfect Wednesday...

I’ll do things later

Is there a bad kind of cheese?

Yay

**Strength

Excuse me… what?

Bad day to be a black t-shirt

As long as it gets cycled throughout the...

He’s just unreliable.

Ugh, not again.

Me

Don’t judge the covers by its book

Even less violent than the original 🤗

Who else has had a car like that?

Got it a bit wrong

I have yet to crack the reason why

Smooth advice

Don’t leave him waiting

I understand they have free parking in the...

Very true

Gimme the mic.

Uncle Leonard is at it again

Hold on Bessy!

🤷

Bare with me

She’ll get a Christmas present

That was my nickname in high school

Such simple humour

Whooooooopssie

😏

Doesn’t look too happy about it

The mustache doesn’t help

If Sydney Harbour was suddenly drained …

Works every time

I would retaliate with my own

Pass

I cut my own hair

He didn’t get the smile he was looking...

The cat knew what was coming…

Oh. Oh no.

He’s just made it through a hairy situation

Delicious!

Wait, no, nevermind. They ducked it up.

He also gets tired really quickly

🐓🍭

I’m tired of knowing more

And getting paid for it

When your web browser like to browse cities,...

Darn, full schedule tomorrow too

Untroubled by the complexities of life

Yeah . . I’m 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 old. .

He’s cool

Grilling me softly, with his tongs

Give him the ol’ cavity search

Maybe stand out less

Pretty much how I remember it

Titan 1C 🚢

When reality outpaces fiction

I’m no fool

Technically true is the best kind of true

Early medical diagnostics

It’s a tactical non-explosive flashbang

You’re my friend now

Well, damn Debbie, you should at least buy...

Open the door you will

I’m still convinced I can do this

Live action chess hits different

She was inflatuated

Sigh

Duh!

More fun to do what you want

I might have to start doing this…

Yup. Might be hungry later.

What do you think, Brendon?

Not the gum drop buttons!

Say what now?

The new rails are working

It’s soooo tiring

Messing up the lawn

Better not be

Oh well…

Crappy directions

What in the Kentucky is this?

I say, and it can be quite humerous

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