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Active 5 days, 8 hours ago Johnny Alpha

@johnnyalpha

Member since 2019-08-16

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Johnny Alpha published “Image” 7 months ago

Ah! Wouldn’t work here in France but still …
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Next, the TikTok carbonator …
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Oh dear!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 7 months ago

Hmmm!
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MOAH!!
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m4a4 getting another delivery!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 7 months ago

“Where’s the baby?” – Sid, most likely.
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 8 months ago

It’s soo funny!
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Can’t run, can’t hide …
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 8 months ago

You know where …
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 8 months ago

Word
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Good tidings, peace and love!
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Catastrophe!
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Well, yes!
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At leastBob is happy.
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Shared by my daughter, she’s fun!
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More photoshopping …
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Two alternatives …
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Wish it were true!
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Is it safe?
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Barista, ‘…and what’s your name?’

Ha ha haaa!

I did, the bike didn’t slow down.

But be sure to read the warming label.

I’d almost die from ‘Aaawwww’ if i saw...

I’d almost die from ‘Aaawwww’ if i saw...

Not all of them

Tell meeee

That’s fantastic

They match my jorts 💙

As advertised

Still only counts as one..?

I thought it was through the roof

😊

Against my will

I went more with coffee and dr pepper,...

[Swearing] I’M BACK FOLKS! New house is trying...

[Swearing] I’M BACK FOLKS! New house is trying...

Me too, baby

Yes

I have a large backlog

I know a few books that could use...

Sky high

Easy to understand naming convention

Easy to understand naming convention

I feel this

Photo session and dinner afterwards

Onto my pandas colouring book!

Thanks for reading

Extended edition, of course

Bragging

Nothing beats doom scrolling in bed

Me in the trunk after whipping out my...

Track and Field day used to go crazy.

That’s my wakeup face

Snip snap

And sometimes I’m not given the choice

Shamelessly borrowed from another site (‘cos I thought...

This is it.

And my greatest ally

Bring it on!

Lets vote, real or faked (I vote faked...

Lets vote, real or faked (I vote faked...

Eeeeeeeeee

And being really bad at staying awake

Yeah, the ghost laughed

Fantastic S’more

The only time when he hit that high...

I need to stop throwing out the box...

Too spicy

Mlem

That’s called debt

Pulls out hot bowl of cold food

Darn, blinked in this one too

Hoping this time is different.

Just keep swimming

Inside, outside, front, and back.

It’s called motivation

Well, rules is rules

When I’m CC’d on an email

Kiwi shuffle

Even electrifying, some might say

Double trouble

I wanna see the bowler hat version

Gonna need a more private backyard to fix...

**Truthful

I like to surprise myself sometimes.

I knew it!

She also rolled her eyes at me ♥

🔥🔥

All that and they didn’t even get their...

Nothing beats a good chorus

If it’s anything like me it is.

You know what the old saying is, ‘Where...

He’s gonna plow her cornfield

When asked if the grasshopper did its homework,...

Woah!

The early bird.

I agree

I’m still looking for mine, I’m sure I...

Hehehe

I am a bog witch. Move along.

There you have it

Near miss

I don’t think it appreciates that

Thanks for the reminder

That and the itchy tags.

This can of is amazing

I sea what they did there

It was yay big

I wonder what they think they’re selling

Cranking that hog…… on that spit

It leaves quite the impression

Must be Disney adults

Perfectly describes me in the morning

As if it could out dumb me.

Just smile and wave

Who says they don’t?

Gotta use a decoy glass

It puts the lotion on the skin…

Relatable.

An inevitable savings

What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9, and...

10 out of 10

Barista, ‘…and what’s your name?’

Ha ha haaa!

I did, the bike didn’t slow down.

But be sure to read the warming label.

I’d almost die from ‘Aaawwww’ if i saw...

I’d almost die from ‘Aaawwww’ if i saw...

Not all of them

Tell meeee

That’s fantastic

They match my jorts 💙

As advertised

Still only counts as one..?

I thought it was through the roof

😊

Against my will

I went more with coffee and dr pepper,...

[Swearing] I’M BACK FOLKS! New house is trying...

[Swearing] I’M BACK FOLKS! New house is trying...

Me too, baby

Yes

I have a large backlog

I know a few books that could use...

Sky high

Easy to understand naming convention

Easy to understand naming convention

I feel this

Photo session and dinner afterwards

Onto my pandas colouring book!

Thanks for reading

Extended edition, of course

Bragging

Nothing beats doom scrolling in bed

Me in the trunk after whipping out my...

Track and Field day used to go crazy.

That’s my wakeup face

Snip snap

And sometimes I’m not given the choice

Shamelessly borrowed from another site (‘cos I thought...

This is it.

And my greatest ally

Bring it on!

Lets vote, real or faked (I vote faked...

Lets vote, real or faked (I vote faked...

Eeeeeeeeee

And being really bad at staying awake

Yeah, the ghost laughed

Fantastic S’more

The only time when he hit that high...

I need to stop throwing out the box...

Too spicy

Mlem

That’s called debt

Pulls out hot bowl of cold food

Darn, blinked in this one too

Hoping this time is different.

Just keep swimming

Inside, outside, front, and back.

It’s called motivation

Well, rules is rules

When I’m CC’d on an email

Kiwi shuffle

Even electrifying, some might say

Double trouble

I wanna see the bowler hat version

Gonna need a more private backyard to fix...

**Truthful

I like to surprise myself sometimes.

I knew it!

She also rolled her eyes at me ♥

🔥🔥

All that and they didn’t even get their...

Nothing beats a good chorus

If it’s anything like me it is.

You know what the old saying is, ‘Where...

He’s gonna plow her cornfield

When asked if the grasshopper did its homework,...

Woah!

The early bird.

I agree

I’m still looking for mine, I’m sure I...

Hehehe

I am a bog witch. Move along.

There you have it

Near miss

I don’t think it appreciates that

Thanks for the reminder

That and the itchy tags.

This can of is amazing

I sea what they did there

It was yay big

I wonder what they think they’re selling

Cranking that hog…… on that spit

It leaves quite the impression

Must be Disney adults

Perfectly describes me in the morning

As if it could out dumb me.

Just smile and wave

Who says they don’t?

Gotta use a decoy glass

It puts the lotion on the skin…

Relatable.

An inevitable savings

What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9, and...

10 out of 10

Barista, ‘…and what’s your name?’

Ha ha haaa!

I did, the bike didn’t slow down.

But be sure to read the warming label.

I’d almost die from ‘Aaawwww’ if i saw...

I’d almost die from ‘Aaawwww’ if i saw...

Not all of them

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