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Santa jokes … we need more Santa jokes

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Ruh roh, rivorce!

Ruh roh, rivorce!
Location, location, location

Location, location, location
Meanwhile, near my house

Meanwhile, near my house
Honestly, this would be more fun to watch...

Honestly, this would be more fun to watch...
Take this for a spin

Take this for a spin
That actually might be clever. Going to try...

That actually might be clever. Going to try...
As I get older, I am now more...

As I get older, I am now more...
The chicken looks too sane here though

The chicken looks too sane here though
Þorry

Þorry
Shouldn’t have made a big deal about it...

Shouldn’t have made a big deal about it...
Well, if you insist…

Well, if you insist…
This would be the worst

This would be the worst
It’s good – and not so good

It’s good – and not so good
Are others experiencing this same dystopian reality?

Are others experiencing this same dystopian reality?
Why is it the wrong one every time?

Why is it the wrong one every time?
I’ll get back to it eventually

I’ll get back to it eventually
Let me think about that

Let me think about that
They go great with tinnitus!

They go great with tinnitus!
We’ll miss her humanity.

We’ll miss her humanity.
That’ll teach ’em!

That’ll teach ’em!
Much deserved

Much deserved
You’re gonna do great

You’re gonna do great
A pain I know all too well

A pain I know all too well
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For a cat…yes
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Can I do $2000 for 2 mins?
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Especially not me
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My phone reads my mind!
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Just add a couple hundred pounds and look...
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I need one for work and one for...
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Seems pretty agreeable to me
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And be taken well by everyone
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That girl is pretty wild now
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Stunned, I say!
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God checking in
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hallelujah
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This is the worst
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Wait, who just eats 1 hardboiled egg??
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I believe in you
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No
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Only 1 look at a time!
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Deal
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Well played, I concede.
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Can I get a different tiger?
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Let me grab a snack while I listen
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Corroborating evidence
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