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My brain vs my face
Just crackers
I came, I saw, and I got drunk.
Witch has a hot flush
Eh, uh, ah, yes i believe so, by a fair margin even
No fighting getting into the back
Doggo didn’t even lift his head
This seems to imply that there is a good time to have a heart attack.
I’ll take it
Time to conquer the land!
Just came across this and wanted to share :)
If dogs could use Google
Awkward
Just want to make sure everyone on here knows October is Halloween Month – let the Halloween memes roll in
Vanish into a future where it’s not folded
Well, it’s cheaper than printer ink
The Emperor provides
Let me sleeeep
Raygun crashed and burned at the Olympics (but she had the last laugh)
Sorry….
Something I feel like we can all appreciate
There is a story behind every sign
That panda is living his best life
It’s a mystery
Super Thiccmann’s

My brain vs my face

My brain vs my face
Just crackers

Just crackers
I came, I saw, and I got drunk.

I came, I saw, and I got drunk.
Witch has a hot flush

Witch has a hot flush
Eh, uh, ah, yes i believe so, by...

Eh, uh, ah, yes i believe so, by...
No fighting getting into the back

No fighting getting into the back
Doggo didn’t even lift his head

Doggo didn’t even lift his head
This seems to imply that there is a...

This seems to imply that there is a...
I’ll take it

I’ll take it
Time to conquer the land!

Time to conquer the land!
Just came across this and wanted to share...

Just came across this and wanted to share...
If dogs could use Google

If dogs could use Google
Awkward

Awkward
Just want to make sure everyone on here...

Just want to make sure everyone on here...
Vanish into a future where it’s not folded

Vanish into a future where it’s not folded
Well, it’s cheaper than printer ink

Well, it’s cheaper than printer ink
The Emperor provides

The Emperor provides
Let me sleeeep

Let me sleeeep
Raygun crashed and burned at the Olympics (but...

Raygun crashed and burned at the Olympics (but...
Sorry….

Sorry….
Something I feel like we can all appreciate

Something I feel like we can all appreciate
There is a story behind every sign

There is a story behind every sign
That panda is living his best life

That panda is living his best life
It’s a mystery

It’s a mystery
Super Thiccmann’s

Super Thiccmann’s
Well, that told them.

Well, that told them.
“What’s next.” ?! There, fixed it.

“What’s next.” ?! There, fixed it.
Yay, science for the win!

Yay, science for the win!
What do I do with it now?!

What do I do with it now?!
Damn, should have realised this when still at...

Damn, should have realised this when still at...
Distracted for a second? Too bad, try again.

Distracted for a second? Too bad, try again.
What do you do, do, do, do

What do you do, do, do, do
Quiet is easier to do

Quiet is easier to do
Ramen!

Ramen!
I think I’ll walk

I think I’ll walk
5! Do we got 5?

5! Do we got 5?
Oh bother…

Oh bother…
You sure this isn’t from Gordon Ramsey?

You sure this isn’t from Gordon Ramsey?
What do I do…

What do I do…
Perhaps the ending is a little extreme but...

Perhaps the ending is a little extreme but...
How does it go now?…

How does it go now?…
Must run in the family

Must run in the family
Bro, you wanna sing rap songs?

Bro, you wanna sing rap songs?
Not me having worse habits than my characters

Not me having worse habits than my characters
Aaaaaaaaaugh

Aaaaaaaaaugh
Reverse Cthulhu

Reverse Cthulhu
I need to subtly show the boss how...

I need to subtly show the boss how...
Oh, finally found a chart I can use!

Oh, finally found a chart I can use!
Some holes can’t be healed but they can...

Some holes can’t be healed but they can...
Influencer, “So that’s why my back hurts”

Influencer, “So that’s why my back hurts”
A cymbal of my maturity

A cymbal of my maturity
Free pet

Free pet
Killer tits

Killer tits
Ever since he was a child, Matthew had...

Ever since he was a child, Matthew had...
Those community notes can be quite useful

Those community notes can be quite useful
Technically did what the sign said…

Technically did what the sign said…
It’s true

It’s true
Round World auditor trap

Round World auditor trap
Cod save the Queen.

Cod save the Queen.
Down on the ranch-dip.

Down on the ranch-dip.
Utterly brilliant, this one was that kid from...

Utterly brilliant, this one was that kid from...
Hold on, i’ll have a look at the...

Hold on, i’ll have a look at the...
Would you care for a biscotti to balance...

Would you care for a biscotti to balance...
I think you might get a full divorce...

I think you might get a full divorce...
I put on Team Four Star again, hope...

I put on Team Four Star again, hope...
Computer, delete folder “EMH private secret offline gamma...

Computer, delete folder “EMH private secret offline gamma...
I still prefer “where the pants aren’t”, but...

I still prefer “where the pants aren’t”, but...
Left. LEFT! JUST A BIT AUAHAAABAAAAAAAHHhhhhhh.

Left. LEFT! JUST A BIT AUAHAAABAAAAAAAHHhhhhhh.
Made by a real handyman.

Made by a real handyman.
Read it all in a Scottish accent…

Read it all in a Scottish accent…
Aww. AUGH!!!

Aww. AUGH!!!
Yeah, it’s 2pm. What’s your point?

Yeah, it’s 2pm. What’s your point?
The real ruler of them all is Henry...

The real ruler of them all is Henry...
She took off not only her shoes but...

She took off not only her shoes but...
We need more people who can embrace (properly...

We need more people who can embrace (properly...
He’s a kinky boy

He’s a kinky boy
I need to do this. Who’s with me?

I need to do this. Who’s with me?
Apparently Microsoft is going to put an AI...

Apparently Microsoft is going to put an AI...
Meanwhile, like 90% of the world…

Meanwhile, like 90% of the world…
Casting purls before swine

Casting purls before swine
I mean, if you’re gonna do it yourself,...

I mean, if you’re gonna do it yourself,...
Ey don’t do it. Don’t do it. I...

Ey don’t do it. Don’t do it. I...
I guess it also counts as a Boston...

I guess it also counts as a Boston...
Gross, AI made. Someone should do it for...

Gross, AI made. Someone should do it for...
Just for the record

Just for the record
And yet somehow he has a new piece...

And yet somehow he has a new piece...
‘Bout four tries, how bout you?

‘Bout four tries, how bout you?
Ruuuuuuuun

Ruuuuuuuun
A spicy stepping stone.

A spicy stepping stone.
Safely works too

Safely works too
Now that would be something really funny

Now that would be something really funny
Is that to help the parents cope, or...

Is that to help the parents cope, or...
I’m sitting here with a Wan smile.

I’m sitting here with a Wan smile.
Darn, gotta reset the counter already

Darn, gotta reset the counter already
Watery soup again….

Watery soup again….
Welcome to Florida

Welcome to Florida
No, they just join hands and skip on...

No, they just join hands and skip on...
Don’t think I want to meet a feral...

Don’t think I want to meet a feral...
Judging by people’s reactions, it might be the...

Judging by people’s reactions, it might be the...
It’s their fault that we’re friends

It’s their fault that we’re friends