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Attempted murder!

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Friendly fire!

Friendly fire!
The good ol’ days

The good ol’ days
Monty Python were ahead of the times

Monty Python were ahead of the times
Appropriately named

Appropriately named
He’s sofaking terrified

He’s sofaking terrified
Brb, gotta go get me a pretzel

Brb, gotta go get me a pretzel
Yes we are

Yes we are
The 1000 mile stare

The 1000 mile stare
So close

So close
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I know a guy
I have often wondered.

I have often wondered.
You’re welcome

You’re welcome
Grab your popcorn, this is going to be...

Grab your popcorn, this is going to be...
And why does it smell so strange?

And why does it smell so strange?
I buzzed your buzzer, why haven’t you answered?!

I buzzed your buzzer, why haven’t you answered?!
So, perhaps, ‘ Canoes = Kay-noes’ or ‘Volcanoes...

So, perhaps, ‘ Canoes = Kay-noes’ or ‘Volcanoes...
It’s actually Sir Frank of Fieldberry

It’s actually Sir Frank of Fieldberry
Teaching them arithmetic. They’re adders

Teaching them arithmetic. They’re adders
It’s really not. It’s everything all at once

It’s really not. It’s everything all at once
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We’ll drive off that bridge when we get...
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If it got into my house, I would...
And why are cowards “yellow”?

And why are cowards “yellow”?
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Nah, they just called me weird.
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Geez
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It’s always Todd with his comments.
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