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If squirrels were millennials

If squirrels were millennials
Pffft… as if those BMW drivers would use...

Pffft… as if those BMW drivers would use...
Feeding booths

Feeding booths
Apparently, ‘God’ has a plan…… *sigh* Please leave...

Apparently, ‘God’ has a plan…… *sigh* Please leave...
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The sizes check out
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As fortold
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Waaait a minute… has that lamp always been...
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I don’t brielieve it.
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Exceptional roosters 🐓
😴

😴
Veterans of Tazmania

Veterans of Tazmania
Pfft, 1+2+3 = 6 glasses of wine

Pfft, 1+2+3 = 6 glasses of wine
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That is the question…..
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Not quite as romantic as you might think...
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“There is always a choice.”
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It’s too late for this Brian
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What an absolute dingus
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The real mastermind shows himself
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Wait, why?
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Paul Simon’s famous song about getting old. ....
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Can I get that last one on-the-go?
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I’ll take the extra strong one please
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He was right there..!
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Hence the term ‘jugs’
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Abort!
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I mean, his armor has a skull on...
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