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I’ll take the bone-in bananas. They’re cheaper.
When ya spidey senses tell you they lying
Goes great with cheese
I guess I missed this season.
Fifty Shades of Clay
The long dark teatime of the soul
Get them a concrete hand! You know, a palm o’ granite.
I heard your knees fall off. Seems false, but why take the chance?
Ain’t nothin gonna slow me down (except the speed of light)
I cast Heal Minor Wounds for fun sometimes
The evidence is there for all level-minded people!
Make sure you’re on wifi, if you’re here on mobile!
You saw nothing!
Gonna need a herbal poultice for that one.
Effective public transit, please.

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I’ll take the bone-in bananas. They’re cheaper.

I’ll take the bone-in bananas. They’re cheaper.
When ya spidey senses tell you they lying

When ya spidey senses tell you they lying
Goes great with cheese

Goes great with cheese
I guess I missed this season.

I guess I missed this season.
Fifty Shades of Clay

Fifty Shades of Clay
The long dark teatime of the soul

The long dark teatime of the soul
Get them a concrete hand! You know, a...

Get them a concrete hand! You know, a...
I heard your knees fall off. Seems false,...

I heard your knees fall off. Seems false,...
Ain’t nothin gonna slow me down (except the...

Ain’t nothin gonna slow me down (except the...
I cast Heal Minor Wounds for fun sometimes

I cast Heal Minor Wounds for fun sometimes
The evidence is there for all level-minded people!

The evidence is there for all level-minded people!
Make sure you’re on wifi, if you’re here...

Make sure you’re on wifi, if you’re here...
You saw nothing!

You saw nothing!
Gonna need a herbal poultice for that one.

Gonna need a herbal poultice for that one.
Effective public transit, please.

Effective public transit, please.
“Referring to corporate policy…”

“Referring to corporate policy…”
I’m just impressed, it should not work this...

I’m just impressed, it should not work this...
Is it near Flavour Country???

Is it near Flavour Country???
You’re not the boss of me!!

You’re not the boss of me!!
That worked well . . .

That worked well . . .
Aww

Aww
The plumage don’t enter into it!

The plumage don’t enter into it!
Internet debates…

Internet debates…
Have you tried setting it to frappé?

Have you tried setting it to frappé?
Forgive the potato-cam

Forgive the potato-cam
Specially made for the residents of Springfield

Specially made for the residents of Springfield
Looking forward to 79

Looking forward to 79
Can’t I leave ‘er?

Can’t I leave ‘er?
Baseball is trying to open a coconut, I...

Baseball is trying to open a coconut, I...
We are the Bored. You will be apathetic.

We are the Bored. You will be apathetic.
“Really, man? Why did you do this?”

“Really, man? Why did you do this?”
A similar rule applies in fencing, conveniently.

A similar rule applies in fencing, conveniently.
Leaving Yelp Yelp Yelp reviews

Leaving Yelp Yelp Yelp reviews
Breathmint? Cologne? Mauling? Hand towel?

Breathmint? Cologne? Mauling? Hand towel?
I miss my cat. He was a good...

I miss my cat. He was a good...
Good grief, Miyazaki Brown!

Good grief, Miyazaki Brown!
Norwegian Team take a selfie at the Paris...

Norwegian Team take a selfie at the Paris...
$20 an hour? A bargain! Wait, what do...

$20 an hour? A bargain! Wait, what do...
Equatorial Guinea

Equatorial Guinea
Couched in deeper meanings

Couched in deeper meanings
3 hours in to the going-to-bed process is...

3 hours in to the going-to-bed process is...
You think you can compete with me? You’re...

You think you can compete with me? You’re...
Duck!

Duck!
Needs a narutomaki slice, but that egg looks...

Needs a narutomaki slice, but that egg looks...
Say yes to maybe

Say yes to maybe
Shouldn’t Mississippi be larger then?

Shouldn’t Mississippi be larger then?
Mmm… soup…

Mmm… soup…
Their team goes all in

Their team goes all in
I want to hear the badgers side of...

I want to hear the badgers side of...
It’s heckin wimdy, but so am I!

It’s heckin wimdy, but so am I!
Yeah, that word we cannot spell properly

Yeah, that word we cannot spell properly
Polyamory because you need 3 incomes to survive

Polyamory because you need 3 incomes to survive
Bad me! Bad!!

Bad me! Bad!!
Attempted murder!

Attempted murder!
What a splendad joke

What a splendad joke
Motherlode

Motherlode
That didn’t take long.

That didn’t take long.
Wherefore art thou, Tails?

Wherefore art thou, Tails?
There’s no law against shouting, but I’m watching...

There’s no law against shouting, but I’m watching...
Meowphabet

Meowphabet
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
Okay, now explain instant water heaters??

Okay, now explain instant water heaters??
Ohio should just do what Belgium does

Ohio should just do what Belgium does
Now whoo do you think that is?

Now whoo do you think that is?
Wombat toilet

Wombat toilet
Just when strained.

Just when strained.
Mugged a tooth fairy, is the tooth fairy,...

Mugged a tooth fairy, is the tooth fairy,...
Well, let him in, dangit!

Well, let him in, dangit!
Cherry Dr Pepper, you say? Have you never...

Cherry Dr Pepper, you say? Have you never...
I still want a soccer-style shirt that says...

I still want a soccer-style shirt that says...
Must be in braille.

Must be in braille.
A wizard’s boobs are never early, nor are...

A wizard’s boobs are never early, nor are...
Get away from me unless you have a...

Get away from me unless you have a...
Best dressed Alien in cat and dog fur...

Best dressed Alien in cat and dog fur...
You know, I think I might want these.

You know, I think I might want these.
Lies!

Lies!
That’s what my granny tells me all the...

That’s what my granny tells me all the...
Relax guys, it’s an ambulance.

Relax guys, it’s an ambulance.
Truth in advertising

Truth in advertising
GNU

GNU
Unexpected to me and everyone else

Unexpected to me and everyone else
Pretty much sums it up

Pretty much sums it up
I fully agree

I fully agree
They knew exactly what they were doing

They knew exactly what they were doing
But he does have 4 kids that know...

But he does have 4 kids that know...
That’s a Dopey fact

That’s a Dopey fact
Was she joking though?

Was she joking though?
Now you need a foot rest

Now you need a foot rest
Huh?!

Huh?!
And I don’t know why

And I don’t know why
Heard a rumor he was going to be...

Heard a rumor he was going to be...
I’m trying!

I’m trying!
Oh lord

Oh lord
And it’s always when I’m staring at someone

And it’s always when I’m staring at someone
This time it will work

This time it will work
What every little girl dreams of getting.

What every little girl dreams of getting.
Every

Every
Wanna have

Wanna have
Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious

Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious
I just keep shaved

I just keep shaved