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Never buy a parrot when you’re drunk

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That it is
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Technically correct.

Technically correct.
Confession: while I was a bus driver, I...

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Funded by a federal Grant

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Nah, 5 foot 6 or so

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And one last hallowe’en costume post for the...

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