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Should try screaming next time
Or sharted
This explains a lot
Apparently not
‘Mary Poppins’ movie outtake
Co-worker nicknames
And they are all wearing their glasses
Teethbrushes
“Customer states ‘Car tyre rubbing against something’ “
This is too accurate
There needs to be more of these…
….*Sigh*
I’m pretty good at this face
💸💸💸
When you have siblings
Batty nanny
They all taste like purple
Or as one might say, the LGBTQ+ umbrella
Classical humour
Political statement, typo, or just someone tired of arguing discounts?

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Should try screaming next time

Should try screaming next time
Or sharted

Or sharted
This explains a lot

This explains a lot
Apparently not

Apparently not
‘Mary Poppins’ movie outtake

‘Mary Poppins’ movie outtake
Co-worker nicknames

Co-worker nicknames
And they are all wearing their glasses

And they are all wearing their glasses
Teethbrushes

Teethbrushes
“Customer states ‘Car tyre rubbing against something’ “

“Customer states ‘Car tyre rubbing against something’ “
This is too accurate

This is too accurate
There needs to be more of these…

There needs to be more of these…
….*Sigh*

….*Sigh*
I’m pretty good at this face

I’m pretty good at this face
💸💸💸

💸💸💸
When you have siblings

When you have siblings
Batty nanny

Batty nanny
They all taste like purple

They all taste like purple
Or as one might say, the LGBTQ+ umbrella

Or as one might say, the LGBTQ+ umbrella
Classical humour

Classical humour
Political statement, typo, or just someone tired of...

Political statement, typo, or just someone tired of...
I want one of these. (also looking for...

I want one of these. (also looking for...
I wonder what it would smell like

I wonder what it would smell like
Paw-nopticon

Paw-nopticon
Hair accessories sold separately

Hair accessories sold separately
I want one.

I want one.
When the coffee assimilates you in the morning!

When the coffee assimilates you in the morning!
Now, if one crossed the River Styx in...

Now, if one crossed the River Styx in...
Dolor means sadness. Nonummy means….

Dolor means sadness. Nonummy means….
So cutting I’ll mail out band-aids on request

So cutting I’ll mail out band-aids on request
I can think of at LEAST one regular...

I can think of at LEAST one regular...
I find primal screaming is also rather effective

I find primal screaming is also rather effective
Yes, I would like to request a visit...

Yes, I would like to request a visit...
You spin me right round baby right round….

You spin me right round baby right round….
I’ll vote “fake money” because at least I...

I’ll vote “fake money” because at least I...
I showed this to my brother in England...

I showed this to my brother in England...
Airplane mode activated

Airplane mode activated
Cat heaven

Cat heaven
I could stoop to a “dark side” joke,...

I could stoop to a “dark side” joke,...
Ah yes, the secret way to defeat a...

Ah yes, the secret way to defeat a...
Mommy, I thought you said that Spot was...

Mommy, I thought you said that Spot was...
Imagine being THIS pissed at your boss

Imagine being THIS pissed at your boss
Reminiscient of “the dude”, but perhaps more “the...

Reminiscient of “the dude”, but perhaps more “the...
The magic of mother nature

The magic of mother nature
Always doing your level best

Always doing your level best
When you think your friend is homoflexible….

When you think your friend is homoflexible….
Disneyworld is still a magical place :)

Disneyworld is still a magical place :)
Come, this is no place to die!

Come, this is no place to die!
THE LEGEND HAS BEEN FULFILLED now shut it...

THE LEGEND HAS BEEN FULFILLED now shut it...
Meanwhile, J.J. Abrams is directing the Kelvin timeline

Meanwhile, J.J. Abrams is directing the Kelvin timeline
Story of a toy

Story of a toy
There’s a French insult, “Tete carree”, which LITERALLY...

There’s a French insult, “Tete carree”, which LITERALLY...
Can I get an autograph?!

Can I get an autograph?!
At least, for all but the most restrictive...

At least, for all but the most restrictive...
To play a game of course!

To play a game of course!
Cats proclaiming what they will do

Cats proclaiming what they will do
What a bright idea (for a moment)

What a bright idea (for a moment)
Inquiring minds wanna know!

Inquiring minds wanna know!
If only we had a camera going during...

If only we had a camera going during...
New ring tone.

New ring tone.
Especially on the Vindaloo!

Especially on the Vindaloo!
Go for gold

Go for gold
Couldn’t put him back together again!

Couldn’t put him back together again!
“I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave. ....

“I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave. ....
What shall we do with grandpa’s ashes?

What shall we do with grandpa’s ashes?
National Pride

National Pride
Exclusive

Exclusive
Long Live Molvania!

Long Live Molvania!
Hard to argue with that…

Hard to argue with that…
There a Coyote under there

There a Coyote under there
“And this is our other middle child, they...

“And this is our other middle child, they...
I would use this lol

I would use this lol
I need to use this more…

I need to use this more…
One of the best ‘Knock Knock’ jokes I’ve...

One of the best ‘Knock Knock’ jokes I’ve...
Mom said so too!

Mom said so too!
*Insert Sauron here*

*Insert Sauron here*
How much topping is too much?

How much topping is too much?
*Plays off-tune Harry Potter Theme*

*Plays off-tune Harry Potter Theme*
That’s one way to burn rubber…

That’s one way to burn rubber…
Old world pokemon!

Old world pokemon!
I could sometimes get those to work

I could sometimes get those to work
Exactly, I speak out of the box

Exactly, I speak out of the box
A good boy

A good boy
GoooooOOooOoooo

GoooooOOooOoooo
*Also disgusted hissing*

*Also disgusted hissing*
The comedian side of him responded too quickly

The comedian side of him responded too quickly
Can’t wait to see where they put the...

Can’t wait to see where they put the...
Works in other areas of life too

Works in other areas of life too
She nails it each time.

She nails it each time.
Boop!

Boop!
Shine bright like a diamond

Shine bright like a diamond
Never die in morning

Never die in morning
I mean, why not?

I mean, why not?
Ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah
Simply the best

Simply the best
M.C.Eschers Bookshop

M.C.Eschers Bookshop
Also, shoes, handbags, jackets, upholstery….

Also, shoes, handbags, jackets, upholstery….
He’s both winged and strapped

He’s both winged and strapped
Hey look I found Wald…..oooooh

Hey look I found Wald…..oooooh
This triggered a memory from long ago .....

This triggered a memory from long ago .....
It’s all toilet paper if you are brave...

It’s all toilet paper if you are brave...