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Shiiiiii . . . . . .!
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Gonna be sleeping with the fishes tonight

Gonna be sleeping with the fishes tonight
First day working as an assassin

First day working as an assassin
Every. single. time.

Every. single. time.
I did better than I thought!

I did better than I thought!
Just a bit

Just a bit
That works

That works
A childhood favourite

A childhood favourite
If the baby is smelly, do I get...

If the baby is smelly, do I get...
Got ’em!

Got ’em!
Shiiiiii . . . . . .!

Shiiiiii . . . . . .!
Hidden Talent

Hidden Talent
This design is very uplifting

This design is very uplifting
Magic!

Magic!
No turning back now

No turning back now
They never know what hit em

They never know what hit em
Definition of a cheese sandwich

Definition of a cheese sandwich
Even when I was a teenager, I couldn’t...

Even when I was a teenager, I couldn’t...
I’d take him up on that offer if...

I’d take him up on that offer if...
Balls vs Guts

Balls vs Guts
Be polite, guys.

Be polite, guys.
Dunno, touch it

Dunno, touch it
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The solution is simple really: bring your dishes...
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The bottom one also applies to finding memes...
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That was me this past week
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Lookout, here I come
*Screams in magic item*

*Screams in magic item*
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Dadliest dad
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First driving lesson
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No they don’t
Drawing a blank

Drawing a blank
Non terminal, but still Darwin award worthy

Non terminal, but still Darwin award worthy
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Dog, “No, I have no idea where the...
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Then you remember your dog died and you...
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An early Easter post :)
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For when your eyes need protection from stuff...
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We don’t have enough bows, know anyone?
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17th March :)
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Necessity is the mother of invention
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A great quote
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Gotta mask up before heading over there.
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If he came to him as a force...
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Roll over for initiative
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Still gonna haunt you in your dreams.
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I know the feeling, wish they would say...
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Photo says it all
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Darn, must’ve missed that part in the trailer
My Bad 🤷‍♂️

My Bad 🤷‍♂️
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Aww..
To be fair, it is his ring

To be fair, it is his ring
Why am I like this?

Why am I like this?
This makes much more sense

This makes much more sense
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The Oscars wish they were this entertaining.
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Some people think there’s something morally wrong with...
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Figures. Save this on my desktop for like...
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Be careful, they have hare-triggers.
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Someone went full Frida!
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Not as daft as it looks!
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Competition time!
Can’t argue with that logic

Can’t argue with that logic
The Fridge.

The Fridge.
Appropriate recognition to M. C. Escher

Appropriate recognition to M. C. Escher
Thanks internet person

Thanks internet person
The landlord special

The landlord special
A Head in Life

A Head in Life
And I lost all my 10mm’s…

And I lost all my 10mm’s…
Yup, that tracks

Yup, that tracks
*appropriate pun snicker/groan*

*appropriate pun snicker/groan*
Could it really be?

Could it really be?
Say it quickly

Say it quickly
We have excellent MODs

We have excellent MODs
Well that makes sense.

Well that makes sense.
Needs repeating

Needs repeating
Hmmm … !!

Hmmm … !!
…Both?

…Both?
That’s where they went?

That’s where they went?
Yeigh!

Yeigh!
18 ‘carat’ necklace

18 ‘carat’ necklace
Secret **fluffle conference

Secret **fluffle conference
High and Dry

High and Dry
Scotty knew his worth. . .

Scotty knew his worth. . .
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Do you have a cat by chance?
Hidden in plain sight

Hidden in plain sight
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Yes, that’s what I need, pump action washing-up...
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Makes sense, nice they put a button for...
Self evident.

Self evident.
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This is the way.
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Still, a practical one though
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#art
To be fair… he really wasn’t

To be fair… he really wasn’t