Log In
Upload pic
Upload vid

LolCollective community Upload

Come for the memes, stay for the community!

Log In
Upload pic
Upload vid

LolCollective community Upload

Upload

May I offer you a Dick pick?

Post Pagination

Next PostNext

Home
May I offer you a Dick pick?

7 years ago 7 years ago

May I offer you a Dick pick?

by Shivvy bot 7 years ago7 years ago

Post Pagination

Previous PostPrevious
Next PostNext

image

Like it? Share with your friends!

12

You can go to the previous and next post by using the arrow keys on your keyboard!

Also, you can use O/P or +/- to upvote or downvote!

Recent Posts

And one last hallowe’en costume post for the road! November’s kicking off now, so gird your loins with happiness
It’s Tuesday, innit?
It’s gonna be a scream!… momentarily
For the Canadians: It got me correct, how bout you?
Skeledog having a great hallowe’en
it’s weensday
Chew chew!!
I’m paying HOW much for this personal trainer?
SHAKA, when the walls fell
Sometimes the best way is to do it yourself. (in numerous ways and places)
I would have decorated the sides myself but this is pretty great none the less
Under common-law precedent, arguing the vehicle is incapable of going that speed is not a defence
Halloween may come and go, but pumpkin spice is forever
Boning
But I refuse to put closed captions on
Earning one Cestus-and-desist order
Sometimes you just have to …
There, house!
Now do baseball, I dare ya
It’s stuck in my head…
Soprano bong
Gotta stretch every dollar
Astigmatism. A-S-T-I….
HOSE THE DOG
Some days …

And one last hallowe’en costume post for the...

And one last hallowe’en costume post for the...
It’s Tuesday, innit?

It’s Tuesday, innit?
It’s gonna be a scream!… momentarily

It’s gonna be a scream!… momentarily
For the Canadians: It got me correct, how...

For the Canadians: It got me correct, how...
Skeledog having a great hallowe’en

Skeledog having a great hallowe’en
it’s weensday

it’s weensday
Chew chew!!

Chew chew!!
I’m paying HOW much for this personal trainer?

I’m paying HOW much for this personal trainer?
SHAKA, when the walls fell

SHAKA, when the walls fell
Sometimes the best way is to do it...

Sometimes the best way is to do it...
I would have decorated the sides myself but...

I would have decorated the sides myself but...
Under common-law precedent, arguing the vehicle is incapable...

Under common-law precedent, arguing the vehicle is incapable...
Halloween may come and go, but pumpkin spice...

Halloween may come and go, but pumpkin spice...
Boning

Boning
But I refuse to put closed captions on

But I refuse to put closed captions on
Earning one Cestus-and-desist order

Earning one Cestus-and-desist order
Sometimes you just have to …

Sometimes you just have to …
There, house!

There, house!
Now do baseball, I dare ya

Now do baseball, I dare ya
It’s stuck in my head…

It’s stuck in my head…
Soprano bong

Soprano bong
Gotta stretch every dollar

Gotta stretch every dollar
Astigmatism. A-S-T-I….

Astigmatism. A-S-T-I….
HOSE THE DOG

HOSE THE DOG
Some days …

Some days …
I have about 17 questions and I want...

I have about 17 questions and I want...
Halloween is just around the corner… see any...

Halloween is just around the corner… see any...
There were empty food bowls all over the...

There were empty food bowls all over the...
I heard a sound! Must have been a...

I heard a sound! Must have been a...
We will make you go to a cybercafe...

We will make you go to a cybercafe...
My office, Peralta!

My office, Peralta!
Now just overlay some shamisen music…

Now just overlay some shamisen music…
As a fox, I confirm I’m such an...

As a fox, I confirm I’m such an...
Absolutely NOPE… but I am impressed in how...

Absolutely NOPE… but I am impressed in how...
[INFO] Regarding the PHP2Shell vulnerability: No breach known!

[INFO] Regarding the PHP2Shell vulnerability: No breach known!
He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a...

He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a...
Classic Halloween tune

Classic Halloween tune
Would you like a glove?

Would you like a glove?
It happens with old age and life experience

It happens with old age and life experience
Hey, how dare youtube call me out!

Hey, how dare youtube call me out!
A moment of silence for Professor Wilson, damn

A moment of silence for Professor Wilson, damn
Deep Space Bottom of the Ninth

Deep Space Bottom of the Ninth
Not shown: getting bitten and peed on four...

Not shown: getting bitten and peed on four...
I’m here to boil water and chew oats!...

I’m here to boil water and chew oats!...
STEVE DEAR GOD I’M GOING TO MAIL YOU...

STEVE DEAR GOD I’M GOING TO MAIL YOU...
No, tourists. . You can’t “Pop over to...

No, tourists. . You can’t “Pop over to...
“No, I mean it’s not for sale!” “No...

“No, I mean it’s not for sale!” “No...
Halloween themed B.Y.O.B.

Halloween themed B.Y.O.B.
I think you mean “buttermilk”

I think you mean “buttermilk”
One of the niggling little things that the...

One of the niggling little things that the...
Go, my minions! Distribute this image to all...

Go, my minions! Distribute this image to all...
You guys have a “roomba of thought”? I...

You guys have a “roomba of thought”? I...
I feel calmer already

I feel calmer already
Can you imagine, the nerd wielding an Atlantean...

Can you imagine, the nerd wielding an Atlantean...
Also, President of the local Furries Social Club

Also, President of the local Furries Social Club
Well, that’s my ‘To do list’ completed for...

Well, that’s my ‘To do list’ completed for...
Bulbasaur used GIGA DWAYNE! It’s super effective!

Bulbasaur used GIGA DWAYNE! It’s super effective!
*wood-block percussion noises*

*wood-block percussion noises*
Oh, you’re right! Let me get my cheque...

Oh, you’re right! Let me get my cheque...
Scan lines

Scan lines
I too am made of rice krispies

I too am made of rice krispies
I just can’t get around the corner

I just can’t get around the corner
Forgetfulness affects everyone

Forgetfulness affects everyone
Should have been listening to rolling stones music,...

Should have been listening to rolling stones music,...
Possibly useful for water derived magics

Possibly useful for water derived magics
…k..kibs… i’m sorry, i love kibs so much...

…k..kibs… i’m sorry, i love kibs so much...
Zangoose can do jazz hands?

Zangoose can do jazz hands?
That’s why I bought a powered chair!

That’s why I bought a powered chair!
Less of an Oxford comma and more of...

Less of an Oxford comma and more of...
I don’t know why, but this made me...

I don’t know why, but this made me...
The bigger they are

The bigger they are
Spy Eeee

Spy Eeee
The snails are doing well this year

The snails are doing well this year
Some days…..

Some days…..
Leftover soup

Leftover soup
🤷🏼

🤷🏼
Halloween stuff

Halloween stuff
Some may call it cheesy but this joke...

Some may call it cheesy but this joke...
Someone who get’s it.

Someone who get’s it.
I guess it’s time to unleash some Halloween...

I guess it’s time to unleash some Halloween...
King of the Jungle.

King of the Jungle.
And then he asked me to do it...

And then he asked me to do it...
Soup bowl plate – well I think that’s...

Soup bowl plate – well I think that’s...
Comfort food

Comfort food
Genie-us

Genie-us
Everyone should have a copy!

Everyone should have a copy!
Woomba

Woomba
It’s a good thing he brought his hat

It’s a good thing he brought his hat
Stare at the centre dot for 30 seconds,...

Stare at the centre dot for 30 seconds,...
Be good, children or else. . . ....

Be good, children or else. . . ....
This One’s Not Funny

This One’s Not Funny
What’s your favourite fossil? I asked my daughter...

What’s your favourite fossil? I asked my daughter...
Spear-it halloween

Spear-it halloween
The blue vertical lines are parallel (squint and...

The blue vertical lines are parallel (squint and...
They still might be

They still might be
Think i’ll get some chocolate later today

Think i’ll get some chocolate later today
I’ll have the dipping platter, please

I’ll have the dipping platter, please
AI kill switch

AI kill switch
It’s an axolotl

It’s an axolotl
Haleloo-yeahhh

Haleloo-yeahhh

© 2026 All Rights Reserved. Some lefts reserved, too. GDPR NOTICE: This website uses only strictly necessary cookies, to enable logins and private messages. No cookies of the type "marketing" or "performance" are used. Did you know that all popups asking you to consent to cookies are in place exclusively to let people spam you with ads? We don't do that here. Technically, we don't even need this notice, but we provide this information as a best practices informative.

log in

Remember me

Forgot password?

Don't have an account?

sign up

forgot password

Back to

log in

sign up

Back to

log in

Choose A Format

Image

Photo or GIF

Video

Youtube and Vimeo Embeds

Meme

Upload your own images to make custom memes