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Ok. So why did I get kicked off the beach for having sex in front of the sign?

7 years ago 7 years ago

Ok. So why did I get kicked off the beach for having sex in front of the sign?

by Oy Vey 7 years ago7 years ago

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Duh
the canadians have fallen
Those were the times
And hear it loud!
You never know
Is he Australian?
IYKYK
“For 5 whole minutes!”
It’s a skill
A bit warm innit – Europe right now
🐩
Granted.
I’m optimistic they will happen
From can to can’t
On the highest floor
I have so many elderly clients… might this be a new avenue of revenue for me?
Couldn’t stab me up close, wow
Gandalf yes
That yelling woke me up
Added this to my puns
Yes
“Well? Stop staring and get in the photo!”
As a matter of fact, it was
At least it wasn’t an untrimmed deck pic
So close

Duh

Duh
the canadians have fallen

the canadians have fallen
Those were the times

Those were the times
And hear it loud!

And hear it loud!
You never know

You never know
Is he Australian?

Is he Australian?
IYKYK

IYKYK
“For 5 whole minutes!”

“For 5 whole minutes!”
It’s a skill

It’s a skill
A bit warm innit – Europe right now

A bit warm innit – Europe right now
🐩

🐩
Granted.

Granted.
I’m optimistic they will happen

I’m optimistic they will happen
From can to can’t

From can to can’t
On the highest floor

On the highest floor
I have so many elderly clients… might this...

I have so many elderly clients… might this...
Couldn’t stab me up close, wow

Couldn’t stab me up close, wow
Gandalf yes

Gandalf yes
That yelling woke me up

That yelling woke me up
Added this to my puns

Added this to my puns
Yes

Yes
“Well? Stop staring and get in the photo!”

“Well? Stop staring and get in the photo!”
As a matter of fact, it was

As a matter of fact, it was
At least it wasn’t an untrimmed deck pic

At least it wasn’t an untrimmed deck pic
So close

So close
For World Cup Soccer fans

For World Cup Soccer fans
Dammit Carl, you were supposed to be giving...

Dammit Carl, you were supposed to be giving...
HR meeting time

HR meeting time
No one tell this man about pitted cherries

No one tell this man about pitted cherries
Er… guys …

Er… guys …
And another month after that!

And another month after that!
Those moments are not consecutive, and I do...

Those moments are not consecutive, and I do...
You just need to cut a 4×4 at...

You just need to cut a 4×4 at...
May I get a redo?

May I get a redo?
*Stare*

*Stare*
Please

Please
Immortality

Immortality
It’s a bit warm

It’s a bit warm
Whadaya mean I’m doing it wrong?

Whadaya mean I’m doing it wrong?
👽

👽
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure
Door Dash require more delivery people… business must...

Door Dash require more delivery people… business must...
*Surprised Pikachu face*

*Surprised Pikachu face*
Ah ah ah ah

Ah ah ah ah
He will dialogue

He will dialogue
The math checks out

The math checks out
At least it wasn’t 21 rockets

At least it wasn’t 21 rockets
Do it

Do it
‘Two, foot long pizzas, please’

‘Two, foot long pizzas, please’
That is accurate

That is accurate
But not there

But not there
Such detailed notes…

Such detailed notes…
And less calories

And less calories
I’m not taking any chances

I’m not taking any chances
So beautiful

So beautiful
And the dishes!

And the dishes!
Prob scroll more

Prob scroll more
Gotta downsize my Batcave

Gotta downsize my Batcave
You don’t have to admit it’s patience, though.

You don’t have to admit it’s patience, though.
I’ll stick with watching paint dry

I’ll stick with watching paint dry
Fear

Fear
Also known as pigeon typing

Also known as pigeon typing
No biggie!

No biggie!
Mine!

Mine!
Brain laundry

Brain laundry
Time for a nap

Time for a nap
However, he forgot how to read

However, he forgot how to read
To summon a good night’s sleep!

To summon a good night’s sleep!
I fold easily

I fold easily
Snacks for the ride home!

Snacks for the ride home!
Never say never.

Never say never.
Doing the lord’s work

Doing the lord’s work
Oh no

Oh no
I wonder what it would look like when...

I wonder what it would look like when...
Or is it the best colour?

Or is it the best colour?
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in lemon

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in lemon
Steve is asking for the communion wine again

Steve is asking for the communion wine again
Nope, nope…. and …. NOPE!!!

Nope, nope…. and …. NOPE!!!
MARCO !!!

MARCO !!!
It’s not a laughing matter

It’s not a laughing matter
I’d be irritated too

I’d be irritated too
It sure is

It sure is
POD

POD
Passion fruit. The words you’re looking for are...

Passion fruit. The words you’re looking for are...
The worst

The worst
I know a few people who could use...

I know a few people who could use...
Close enough

Close enough
Took me a qvick moment

Took me a qvick moment
They aren’t working, he doesn’t look anxious at...

They aren’t working, he doesn’t look anxious at...
Three fold

Three fold
Hornet’s Nest

Hornet’s Nest
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is...

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is...
How do you drink your coffee? Raw or...

How do you drink your coffee? Raw or...
My love is vengeance that’s never free

My love is vengeance that’s never free
What a gentleman

What a gentleman
That’s exactly right!

That’s exactly right!
Not just trenchcoats

Not just trenchcoats
How ameowsing

How ameowsing
It’s hard work, but somebody’s gotta do it.

It’s hard work, but somebody’s gotta do it.
He’s getting street wiser

He’s getting street wiser

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