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Didn’t even give a safe word
Not the Keurig 😩
You aren’t boring. Other people are excessively interesting
Try educating yourself
The therapist needs a therapy.
Why are mine always rolled by Carlos?
Both. Both is good.
All in the day of
I wonder what the chicken nuggets would be in that cafe?
*20th century enters the chat*
I feel this
How oddly specific
Probably
Right after solving world hunger
Don’t be bottomtormented

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Didn’t even give a safe word

Didn’t even give a safe word
Not the Keurig 😩

Not the Keurig 😩
You aren’t boring. Other people are excessively interesting

You aren’t boring. Other people are excessively interesting
Try educating yourself

Try educating yourself
The therapist needs a therapy.

The therapist needs a therapy.
Why are mine always rolled by Carlos?

Why are mine always rolled by Carlos?
Both. Both is good.

Both. Both is good.
All in the day of

All in the day of
I wonder what the chicken nuggets would be...

I wonder what the chicken nuggets would be...
*20th century enters the chat*

*20th century enters the chat*
I feel this

I feel this
How oddly specific

How oddly specific
Probably

Probably
Right after solving world hunger

Right after solving world hunger
Don’t be bottomtormented

Don’t be bottomtormented
He’s just a silly little guy

He’s just a silly little guy
This is how you get werepes

This is how you get werepes
They’re such wieners

They’re such wieners
Einstein and Heisenberg were right and I have...

Einstein and Heisenberg were right and I have...
Gonna be spreading some rumours…

Gonna be spreading some rumours…
Any one else go these lovely new plants...

Any one else go these lovely new plants...
He’s been running a while…

He’s been running a while…
A new angle

A new angle
Oh noooo, it’s the wrong frog agaaaain

Oh noooo, it’s the wrong frog agaaaain
Bless you

Bless you
Understandable

Understandable
What an awkward place for a carry handle...

What an awkward place for a carry handle...
Happy Mothers Day to all those mums in...

Happy Mothers Day to all those mums in...
We aren’t so different after all.

We aren’t so different after all.
It is me

It is me
🙈🙈🙈

🙈🙈🙈
Just a man, with a man’s courage

Just a man, with a man’s courage
Don’t threaten me with a good time

Don’t threaten me with a good time
Well, now it does 😂

Well, now it does 😂
Biscuits…. buy Marie some biscuits !!!

Biscuits…. buy Marie some biscuits !!!
🤟

🤟
Wait, you slept?

Wait, you slept?
Shai-Hulud?

Shai-Hulud?
Kill me four times… Dormamu, I’ve come to...

Kill me four times… Dormamu, I’ve come to...
Perfect amount of malicious compliance

Perfect amount of malicious compliance
The find of a lifetime

The find of a lifetime
I ordered a pizza, and the delivery Bothan...

I ordered a pizza, and the delivery Bothan...
Good job Teams!

Good job Teams!
Someone talking to me in the early morning?

Someone talking to me in the early morning?
Were they listening to Pearl Jam?

Were they listening to Pearl Jam?
Sounds like a mistake only a peasant would...

Sounds like a mistake only a peasant would...
Wanted something to use to eat my breakfast...

Wanted something to use to eat my breakfast...
For when you want the person to know...

For when you want the person to know...
That’s the last time mouse talks about cat...

That’s the last time mouse talks about cat...
*Womp womp*

*Womp womp*
In his voice

In his voice
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite but they’re a...

Poop jokes aren’t my favorite but they’re a...
That’s not what I meant by a cat...

That’s not what I meant by a cat...
Leave my ankles out of this Clive

Leave my ankles out of this Clive
Get your own

Get your own
A new friend to watch it with

A new friend to watch it with
It would be brest if he stopped playing

It would be brest if he stopped playing
Yup.

Yup.
He also made the Orange Julius

He also made the Orange Julius
I need to try a few of these

I need to try a few of these
Some days…

Some days…
If I read it in a Russian accent,...

If I read it in a Russian accent,...
Do it

Do it
I would unironically watch a morning show like...

I would unironically watch a morning show like...
Makes sense

Makes sense
I know a few people who could use...

I know a few people who could use...
A blink, right?

A blink, right?
😬

😬
Don’t tell me what to do

Don’t tell me what to do
She sells ‘C’ cells by the see saw.

She sells ‘C’ cells by the see saw.
They would be in no danger from me,...

They would be in no danger from me,...
Release the Williams cut!

Release the Williams cut!
Don’t make lemonade, unless you also have water...

Don’t make lemonade, unless you also have water...
🧐

🧐
Rare picture of Abraham Lincoln, jamming out on...

Rare picture of Abraham Lincoln, jamming out on...
I don’t have an inner child. I have...

I don’t have an inner child. I have...
Very true!

Very true!
One for the Trekkies

One for the Trekkies
TBH I’m with the cat on this.

TBH I’m with the cat on this.
Bing at it again.

Bing at it again.
I don’t think Zeus like zoos

I don’t think Zeus like zoos
2/2

2/2
AussieRandom asked me to share these. 1/2

AussieRandom asked me to share these. 1/2
I’d make the best of it too lol

I’d make the best of it too lol
Leave me to my games

Leave me to my games
For “medicinal” purposes only.

For “medicinal” purposes only.
No complaints here

No complaints here
We’ve get plenty of the loud up here

We’ve get plenty of the loud up here
Some of them gave me a challenge and...

Some of them gave me a challenge and...
Finally! A Worthy Opponent! Our Battle Will Be...

Finally! A Worthy Opponent! Our Battle Will Be...
Why yes, we do have a guest computer...

Why yes, we do have a guest computer...
Either way involves a very long nap

Either way involves a very long nap
Googly eyes and intent to vandalise

Googly eyes and intent to vandalise
Classic. Rock on!

Classic. Rock on!
I once had to try and get a...

I once had to try and get a...
NOOOOOO!!!

NOOOOOO!!!
Oops, sorry, I think this was directed at...

Oops, sorry, I think this was directed at...
Oh no, it’s contagious

Oh no, it’s contagious
I’ll have you know that Professor Meow has...

I’ll have you know that Professor Meow has...
Kids!

Kids!