Log In
Upload pic
Upload vid

LolCollective community Upload

Come for the memes, stay for the community!

Log In
Upload pic
Upload vid

LolCollective community Upload

Upload

‘Two, foot long pizzas, please’

Post Pagination

Home
Uncategorized
'Two, foot long pizzas, please'

1 hour ago 1 hour ago

‘Two, foot long pizzas, please’

by perthaussieguy 1 hour ago1 hour ago

Post Pagination

Previous PostPrevious

image

Like it? Share with your friends!

1

You can go to the previous and next post by using the arrow keys on your keyboard!

Also, you can use O/P or +/- to upvote or downvote!

Recent Posts

‘Two, foot long pizzas, please’
That is accurate
But not there
Such detailed notes…
And less calories
I’m not taking any chances
So beautiful
And the dishes!
Prob scroll more
Gotta downsize my Batcave
You don’t have to admit it’s patience, though.
I’ll stick with watching paint dry
Fear
Also known as pigeon typing
No biggie!
Mine!
Brain laundry
Time for a nap
However, he forgot how to read
To summon a good night’s sleep!
I fold easily
Snacks for the ride home!
Never say never.
Doing the lord’s work
Oh no

‘Two, foot long pizzas, please’

‘Two, foot long pizzas, please’
That is accurate

That is accurate
But not there

But not there
Such detailed notes…

Such detailed notes…
And less calories

And less calories
I’m not taking any chances

I’m not taking any chances
So beautiful

So beautiful
And the dishes!

And the dishes!
Prob scroll more

Prob scroll more
Gotta downsize my Batcave

Gotta downsize my Batcave
You don’t have to admit it’s patience, though.

You don’t have to admit it’s patience, though.
I’ll stick with watching paint dry

I’ll stick with watching paint dry
Fear

Fear
Also known as pigeon typing

Also known as pigeon typing
No biggie!

No biggie!
Mine!

Mine!
Brain laundry

Brain laundry
Time for a nap

Time for a nap
However, he forgot how to read

However, he forgot how to read
To summon a good night’s sleep!

To summon a good night’s sleep!
I fold easily

I fold easily
Snacks for the ride home!

Snacks for the ride home!
Never say never.

Never say never.
Doing the lord’s work

Doing the lord’s work
Oh no

Oh no
I wonder what it would look like when...

I wonder what it would look like when...
Or is it the best colour?

Or is it the best colour?
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in lemon

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in lemon
Steve is asking for the communion wine again

Steve is asking for the communion wine again
Nope, nope…. and …. NOPE!!!

Nope, nope…. and …. NOPE!!!
MARCO !!!

MARCO !!!
It’s not a laughing matter

It’s not a laughing matter
I’d be irritated too

I’d be irritated too
It sure is

It sure is
POD

POD
Passion fruit. The words you’re looking for are...

Passion fruit. The words you’re looking for are...
The worst

The worst
I know a few people who could use...

I know a few people who could use...
Close enough

Close enough
Took me a qvick moment

Took me a qvick moment
They aren’t working, he doesn’t look anxious at...

They aren’t working, he doesn’t look anxious at...
Three fold

Three fold
Hornet’s Nest

Hornet’s Nest
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is...

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is...
How do you drink your coffee? Raw or...

How do you drink your coffee? Raw or...
My love is vengeance that’s never free

My love is vengeance that’s never free
What a gentleman

What a gentleman
That’s exactly right!

That’s exactly right!
Not just trenchcoats

Not just trenchcoats
How ameowsing

How ameowsing
It’s hard work, but somebody’s gotta do it.

It’s hard work, but somebody’s gotta do it.
He’s getting street wiser

He’s getting street wiser
Rich christians will be pricking their ears up

Rich christians will be pricking their ears up
D – The post got in her way

D – The post got in her way
Just leave me be

Just leave me be
The horse gets it

The horse gets it
Blink Juan 82

Blink Juan 82
Kids found out the hard way back when

Kids found out the hard way back when
They’ll ask questions like “where did he find...

They’ll ask questions like “where did he find...
Let me birden you with this meme

Let me birden you with this meme
Let me get back to you in 5...

Let me get back to you in 5...
Kids

Kids
Are we sure that isn’t 2 lies and...

Are we sure that isn’t 2 lies and...
I think it’s sad our stomachs only know...

I think it’s sad our stomachs only know...
And sorne fonts make it worse

And sorne fonts make it worse
Counting years and running out of sufficient fingers...

Counting years and running out of sufficient fingers...
*Target acquired*

*Target acquired*
Drum roll please

Drum roll please
Best of both worlds

Best of both worlds
They probably need some oates

They probably need some oates
He can read, but he can’t read Spanish.

He can read, but he can’t read Spanish.
Joke’s on me, I was never cool.

Joke’s on me, I was never cool.
High on sugar

High on sugar
How beautiful

How beautiful
That was 5 episodes ago. Help.

That was 5 episodes ago. Help.
Try again

Try again
Yes!

Yes!
Kudos

Kudos
Again

Again
And I’ll do it every time

And I’ll do it every time
Well, now I’m more concerned about blueberries

Well, now I’m more concerned about blueberries
They know their customers ❤️

They know their customers ❤️
Fly away from here

Fly away from here
How weird of them

How weird of them
Where are the arm chairs?

Where are the arm chairs?
Do tell. We all want to know

Do tell. We all want to know
No thanks

No thanks
Every night

Every night
Relatable

Relatable
Who gives a hoot

Who gives a hoot
GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awwww…C’mon !!!! I’m hungry

Awwww…C’mon !!!! I’m hungry
Sigh…..

Sigh…..
Continuing the toilet humour

Continuing the toilet humour
I can understand that I shouldn’t flush babies...

I can understand that I shouldn’t flush babies...
Murdered that walk

Murdered that walk
Joke’s on them, I only remember a song...

Joke’s on them, I only remember a song...
BBQ when I was a kid

BBQ when I was a kid
Been trying to figure it out for many...

Been trying to figure it out for many...
It’s a hard job

It’s a hard job

© 2026 All Rights Reserved. Some lefts reserved, too. GDPR NOTICE: This website uses only strictly necessary cookies, to enable logins and private messages. No cookies of the type "marketing" or "performance" are used. Did you know that all popups asking you to consent to cookies are in place exclusively to let people spam you with ads? We don't do that here. Technically, we don't even need this notice, but we provide this information as a best practices informative.

log in

Remember me

Forgot password?

Don't have an account?

sign up

forgot password

Back to

log in

sign up

Back to

log in

Choose A Format

Image

Photo or GIF

Video

Youtube and Vimeo Embeds

Meme

Upload your own images to make custom memes