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Schrödinger’s answering machine

by Richard Rejmer 10 months ago10 months ago

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A crappy small tunnel
And I mean everyone else
I feel that
It’s hard work…
It’s too much fun
He even lost a bet earlier that day
That callout is correct
And like I’d rather not live on a toilet
Why don’t you just invite everyone else at this point
I give three blessings, that’s it.
Oops
Needs more whimsy.
Jimothy knows best!
Ummm… about that
Someone please tell me this is a joke… right?
I wonder what those look like?
This kid is going places, probably not college, but places.
I need a password for my passwords
I swear some people leave theirs dirty on purpose
Just don’t give me sweet pickles
How is that last one not Physical Touch?
At least Pluto has less deadly animals
I didn’t
And it’s run by theater kids
I’d be shocked if it gets used much

A crappy small tunnel

A crappy small tunnel
And I mean everyone else

And I mean everyone else
I feel that

I feel that
It’s hard work…

It’s hard work…
It’s too much fun

It’s too much fun
He even lost a bet earlier that day

He even lost a bet earlier that day
That callout is correct

That callout is correct
And like I’d rather not live on a...

And like I’d rather not live on a...
Why don’t you just invite everyone else at...

Why don’t you just invite everyone else at...
I give three blessings, that’s it.

I give three blessings, that’s it.
Oops

Oops
Needs more whimsy.

Needs more whimsy.
Jimothy knows best!

Jimothy knows best!
Ummm… about that

Ummm… about that
Someone please tell me this is a joke…...

Someone please tell me this is a joke…...
I wonder what those look like?

I wonder what those look like?
This kid is going places, probably not college,...

This kid is going places, probably not college,...
I need a password for my passwords

I need a password for my passwords
I swear some people leave theirs dirty on...

I swear some people leave theirs dirty on...
Just don’t give me sweet pickles

Just don’t give me sweet pickles
How is that last one not Physical Touch?

How is that last one not Physical Touch?
At least Pluto has less deadly animals

At least Pluto has less deadly animals
I didn’t

I didn’t
And it’s run by theater kids

And it’s run by theater kids
I’d be shocked if it gets used much

I’d be shocked if it gets used much
Woah, that’s even more unlikely!

Woah, that’s even more unlikely!
In Rio de Janeiro there are 6.7 million...

In Rio de Janeiro there are 6.7 million...
But is this more accurate?

But is this more accurate?
Waaay too happy

Waaay too happy
And don’t you forget

And don’t you forget
**HATS

**HATS
Quick

Quick
Sounds ligit

Sounds ligit
Asking for a friend

Asking for a friend
The more you know

The more you know
Surprise!

Surprise!
Oh, not again

Oh, not again
Playing a dangerous game

Playing a dangerous game
Haha!

Haha!
Let Ted speak!

Let Ted speak!
I’ve been away for too long

I’ve been away for too long
Then I think they ran

Then I think they ran
How they got their names

How they got their names
Are we?

Are we?
Son of a Took!

Son of a Took!
That escalated quickly

That escalated quickly
And still don’t care

And still don’t care
For the crayons!

For the crayons!
It’s the worst

It’s the worst
How about Centigrade 116?

How about Centigrade 116?
She can also complain about the company

She can also complain about the company
That’s better

That’s better
Green eggs and nope

Green eggs and nope
Once up a time on a dark and...

Once up a time on a dark and...
🐳

🐳
I’m not taking that chance

I’m not taking that chance
If you keep topping it off before you...

If you keep topping it off before you...
Does it though?

Does it though?
Oh, there are my Pokemon cards…

Oh, there are my Pokemon cards…
Sugar and lies!

Sugar and lies!
Hi Depressed

Hi Depressed
For research

For research
Understandable

Understandable
It’s a trap!

It’s a trap!
What’s the recipe? For research.

What’s the recipe? For research.
An easy pill to swallow

An easy pill to swallow
A big fan of the last one

A big fan of the last one
A work of art

A work of art
I’ll take Memes for $500

I’ll take Memes for $500
Please let me open you

Please let me open you
Or a big weirdo

Or a big weirdo
It’s all in the delivery

It’s all in the delivery
The funniest in the room

The funniest in the room
Alibi’s are extra

Alibi’s are extra
Just don’t stare

Just don’t stare
I didn’t want to go out anyways

I didn’t want to go out anyways
Why I don’t watch soccer

Why I don’t watch soccer
Assist in what?

Assist in what?
Sir, step away slowly

Sir, step away slowly
“What do you mean you didn’t sleep?”

“What do you mean you didn’t sleep?”
Things that make you happy as an adult

Things that make you happy as an adult
Oh noooo

Oh noooo
Darn, schedule is full again…

Darn, schedule is full again…
Yup

Yup
Or borscht

Or borscht
Yeah, that’s definitely the wrong time

Yeah, that’s definitely the wrong time
Please

Please
More efficient the other way

More efficient the other way
Poor kids

Poor kids
A few minutes later, the fart squirrel endangered...

A few minutes later, the fart squirrel endangered...
Maybe this next one will

Maybe this next one will
I dunno, harder to leave the crime scene...

I dunno, harder to leave the crime scene...
So disappointed

So disappointed
🎩

🎩
And then I forget

And then I forget
Seaspiracy should have to do with pirates

Seaspiracy should have to do with pirates
Back to the abyss

Back to the abyss
danger

danger
Soooo close

Soooo close
So beautiful

So beautiful

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