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The delivery looks unimpressed
Eggs and beans were an unfortunate choice for lunch…
Good job!
So only major complaints, got it
This is why aliens don’t talk to us
The winning side
Hay, I thought it was funny.
It is a strange language we’ve
Nice, he got the wireless one
Marking my territory
Take a look for yourself – You’ll see it’s true
Is this toothpaste flavoured?
Yup, the living room
Just a little sizzle
Anything to not stand up
Sheesh, don’t need to complain about it
Plot twist: fox just want’s his gun back
We need an uncensored version
You wouldn’t C it coming
I’m surprised it hasn’t been knocked down yet
If my life were a meme.
Oops, used too much
Bullseye
Yep – Been there, done that!
And I always end up forgetting it in a corner.

The delivery looks unimpressed

The delivery looks unimpressed
Eggs and beans were an unfortunate choice for...

Eggs and beans were an unfortunate choice for...
Good job!

Good job!
So only major complaints, got it

So only major complaints, got it
This is why aliens don’t talk to us

This is why aliens don’t talk to us
The winning side

The winning side
Hay, I thought it was funny.

Hay, I thought it was funny.
It is a strange language we’ve

It is a strange language we’ve
Nice, he got the wireless one

Nice, he got the wireless one
Marking my territory

Marking my territory
Take a look for yourself – You’ll see...

Take a look for yourself – You’ll see...
Is this toothpaste flavoured?

Is this toothpaste flavoured?
Yup, the living room

Yup, the living room
Just a little sizzle

Just a little sizzle
Anything to not stand up

Anything to not stand up
Sheesh, don’t need to complain about it

Sheesh, don’t need to complain about it
Plot twist: fox just want’s his gun back

Plot twist: fox just want’s his gun back
We need an uncensored version

We need an uncensored version
You wouldn’t C it coming

You wouldn’t C it coming
I’m surprised it hasn’t been knocked down yet

I’m surprised it hasn’t been knocked down yet
If my life were a meme.

If my life were a meme.
Oops, used too much

Oops, used too much
Bullseye

Bullseye
Yep – Been there, done that!

Yep – Been there, done that!
And I always end up forgetting it in...

And I always end up forgetting it in...
Just like I’ve always said

Just like I’ve always said
I can’t wait until 4th July to post...

I can’t wait until 4th July to post...
I’d say it’s a little more than half...

I’d say it’s a little more than half...
She makes the knives look bigger

She makes the knives look bigger
And we value you for that

And we value you for that
What a silly thing to say

What a silly thing to say
I wonder when it was erected?

I wonder when it was erected?
Todd was really getting into DnD

Todd was really getting into DnD
Mission? Impossible

Mission? Impossible
Again? (But I would prefer it craves. And...

Again? (But I would prefer it craves. And...
And despite how they look

And despite how they look
Who said there aren’t any good tatts?

Who said there aren’t any good tatts?
It’s just a little snack

It’s just a little snack
Should have painted an arrow mark on the...

Should have painted an arrow mark on the...
If you don’t, I will leave you dripping...

If you don’t, I will leave you dripping...
I like Scrungus.

I like Scrungus.
Asleep, or just apping.

Asleep, or just apping.
The skeleton key (it also unlocks bones)

The skeleton key (it also unlocks bones)
And now for some completely dramatic

And now for some completely dramatic
Excuse me, I think you are supposed to...

Excuse me, I think you are supposed to...
Our HR department got outsourced, subcontracted, and replaced...

Our HR department got outsourced, subcontracted, and replaced...
As fortold!

As fortold!
The bookshelf of a person who doesn’t read...

The bookshelf of a person who doesn’t read...
Oh, not cool

Oh, not cool
I’m all of them

I’m all of them
👻 🦉

👻 🦉
How many of these do we simply take...

How many of these do we simply take...
Space exploration isn’t easy

Space exploration isn’t easy
Beastly variations

Beastly variations
Hop to it!

Hop to it!
Well, at least this was outdoors

Well, at least this was outdoors
If you’ve watched the movie… you know ;)

If you’ve watched the movie… you know ;)
In the next module, we will discuss indoor...

In the next module, we will discuss indoor...
I called, nobody answered. Maybe gotta try calling...

I called, nobody answered. Maybe gotta try calling...
A ｐａｉｎful lesson

A ｐａｉｎful lesson
Now put cilantro next to coriander

Now put cilantro next to coriander
She saw an opportunity

She saw an opportunity
Driving home from work

Driving home from work
I’m not accidentally bending the handle on this...

I’m not accidentally bending the handle on this...
I bought snacks yesterday, calm down

I bought snacks yesterday, calm down
Meditation

Meditation
Haddick with chips

Haddick with chips
I almost walked in, and then noticed it...

I almost walked in, and then noticed it...
When you drop your ‘ aitches’

When you drop your ‘ aitches’
The stereotypical nana, truly amazing

The stereotypical nana, truly amazing
Oh, put a kork in it

Oh, put a kork in it
Aster amellus, baby!

Aster amellus, baby!
Set font colour: fade to black

Set font colour: fade to black
I’m sure the router will work as soon...

I’m sure the router will work as soon...
I believe I can fly

I believe I can fly
The right level of sass

The right level of sass
It was actually a 4-5pm nap

It was actually a 4-5pm nap
I’ll go ask my wife for a different...

I’ll go ask my wife for a different...
Maybe they just didn’t hear my joke the...

Maybe they just didn’t hear my joke the...
Well, yes, to all of us watching, it...

Well, yes, to all of us watching, it...
She took him for granite

She took him for granite
It’s all about the small hints

It’s all about the small hints
And it’s a masterpiece in it’s own right

And it’s a masterpiece in it’s own right
Sucessfully cut

Sucessfully cut
Happy Birthday Homer … (we’re almost the same...

Happy Birthday Homer … (we’re almost the same...
Actually, don’t talk to me until noon

Actually, don’t talk to me until noon
Sounds like a pro

Sounds like a pro
Just 1 finger

Just 1 finger
Did a double (scoop) take

Did a double (scoop) take
Gotta go fast!

Gotta go fast!
*Silly goose noises*

*Silly goose noises*
Give it another try

Give it another try
Cheese!

Cheese!
Suck less more now

Suck less more now
Happy Mothers Day to all Mothers and ‘Mother*******’...

Happy Mothers Day to all Mothers and ‘Mother*******’...
It’s too early in the morning for these...

It’s too early in the morning for these...
Can confirm

Can confirm
Is that what we’re calling it these days?

Is that what we’re calling it these days?
The trick is how you stare at it

The trick is how you stare at it
You can say that again

You can say that again