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Active 8 hours, 50 minutes ago Johnny Alpha

@johnnyalpha

Member since 2019-08-16

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Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month, 3 weeks ago

Relatable
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Don’t get me started on French tea.
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month, 3 weeks ago

Enough to break out a cold sweat!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month, 3 weeks ago

Meanwhile in the m4a4 household …
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month, 3 weeks ago

The origins of the Lolcollective …
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month, 3 weeks ago

Australian archaeologists pose for faculty members.
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month, 3 weeks ago

Wait, where’s Trump’s Mar-a-Lago?
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month, 3 weeks ago

Not a problem for the Welsh.
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month, 3 weeks ago

Confused ‘bunga bunga’ …
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 month, 3 weeks ago

Well, I never got married !! I’ve asked though :/
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 2 months, 1 week ago

She’s a keeper!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 2 months, 1 week ago

Luckily I can speak French & Italian – I can get espresso, noisette + serré ou allongé ;D
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 2 months, 1 week ago

Yes, we’re talking about Ryanair.
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 2 months, 1 week ago

The eyes have it.
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 2 months, 1 week ago

Jah was watching!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 2 months, 1 week ago

Opposite …
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 3 months ago

Silly me!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 3 months ago

Collect the set; does Spiderman’s parents come with a car?
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 3 months ago

True!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 3 months ago

Once again, the foil caps gave them away.
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Just needs a rinse

Just needs a rinse
(●◇● )

(●◇● )
I know someone who can do it for...

I know someone who can do it for...
Haha, I’m in danger

Haha, I’m in danger
A sight to see

A sight to see
Humans can be MEAN!

Humans can be MEAN!
What’s a filter?

What’s a filter?
This is what having a job feels like

This is what having a job feels like
Just missing the chain

Just missing the chain
What every well-dressed loony wears

What every well-dressed loony wears
Don’t get it wong

Don’t get it wong
This not end well

This not end well
Depends on the person I’m with

Depends on the person I’m with
Oh look, a floating sign… *boop*

Oh look, a floating sign… *boop*
The rivalry with the crows is heating up

The rivalry with the crows is heating up
Don’t point it out. I might break out...

Don’t point it out. I might break out...
Finding the right motivation is key.

Finding the right motivation is key.
That ain’t gonna fly round here

That ain’t gonna fly round here
Gather the fellas, we’re buying kilts

Gather the fellas, we’re buying kilts
That better not die.

That better not die.
What if it’s not water…

What if it’s not water…
Take a bow

Take a bow
I can relate

I can relate
Best ‘buds

Best ‘buds
Double-click

Double-click
Black cats might be aliens

Black cats might be aliens
Part won’t be available until 1985

Part won’t be available until 1985
Elusive drop bear caught on camera

Elusive drop bear caught on camera
On second thought I’ll walk.

On second thought I’ll walk.
Skill shot!

Skill shot!
Anyways, summer courses are going well-ish, but I...

Anyways, summer courses are going well-ish, but I...
One star is very generous

One star is very generous
Ian McKellen feeling frisky.

Ian McKellen feeling frisky.
Well that makes sense.

Well that makes sense.
I’d definitely watch that!!

I’d definitely watch that!!
The gift that keeps giving …

The gift that keeps giving …
Caption time again :D

Caption time again :D
I wish I could turn my brain off

I wish I could turn my brain off
Please

Please
So ungrateful

So ungrateful
I got 99 problems but a bear ain’t...

I got 99 problems but a bear ain’t...
Not feeling it today

Not feeling it today
That’s a rather appeeling amount of puns

That’s a rather appeeling amount of puns
I’d pick up

I’d pick up
It was a great vest

It was a great vest
Ball

Ball
But accurate

But accurate
Didn’t even give a safe word

Didn’t even give a safe word
Not the Keurig 😩

Not the Keurig 😩
You aren’t boring. Other people are excessively interesting

You aren’t boring. Other people are excessively interesting
Try educating yourself

Try educating yourself
The therapist needs a therapy.

The therapist needs a therapy.
Why are mine always rolled by Carlos?

Why are mine always rolled by Carlos?
Both. Both is good.

Both. Both is good.
All in the day of

All in the day of
I wonder what the chicken nuggets would be...

I wonder what the chicken nuggets would be...
*20th century enters the chat*

*20th century enters the chat*
I feel this

I feel this
How oddly specific

How oddly specific
Probably

Probably
Right after solving world hunger

Right after solving world hunger
Don’t be bottomtormented

Don’t be bottomtormented
He’s just a silly little guy

He’s just a silly little guy
This is how you get werepes

This is how you get werepes
They’re such wieners

They’re such wieners
Einstein and Heisenberg were right and I have...

Einstein and Heisenberg were right and I have...
Gonna be spreading some rumours…

Gonna be spreading some rumours…
Any one else go these lovely new plants...

Any one else go these lovely new plants...
He’s been running a while…

He’s been running a while…
A new angle

A new angle
Oh noooo, it’s the wrong frog agaaaain

Oh noooo, it’s the wrong frog agaaaain
Bless you

Bless you
Understandable

Understandable
What an awkward place for a carry handle...

What an awkward place for a carry handle...
Happy Mothers Day to all those mums in...

Happy Mothers Day to all those mums in...
We aren’t so different after all.

We aren’t so different after all.
It is me

It is me
🙈🙈🙈

🙈🙈🙈
Just a man, with a man’s courage

Just a man, with a man’s courage
Don’t threaten me with a good time

Don’t threaten me with a good time
Well, now it does 😂

Well, now it does 😂
Biscuits…. buy Marie some biscuits !!!

Biscuits…. buy Marie some biscuits !!!
🤟

🤟
Wait, you slept?

Wait, you slept?
Shai-Hulud?

Shai-Hulud?
Kill me four times… Dormamu, I’ve come to...

Kill me four times… Dormamu, I’ve come to...
Perfect amount of malicious compliance

Perfect amount of malicious compliance
The find of a lifetime

The find of a lifetime
I ordered a pizza, and the delivery Bothan...

I ordered a pizza, and the delivery Bothan...
Good job Teams!

Good job Teams!
Someone talking to me in the early morning?

Someone talking to me in the early morning?
Were they listening to Pearl Jam?

Were they listening to Pearl Jam?
Sounds like a mistake only a peasant would...

Sounds like a mistake only a peasant would...
Wanted something to use to eat my breakfast...

Wanted something to use to eat my breakfast...
For when you want the person to know...

For when you want the person to know...
That’s the last time mouse talks about cat...

That’s the last time mouse talks about cat...
*Womp womp*

*Womp womp*
In his voice

In his voice
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite but they’re a...

Poop jokes aren’t my favorite but they’re a...
That’s not what I meant by a cat...

That’s not what I meant by a cat...

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