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Johnny Alpha published “Image” 5 months ago

Haven’t seen Timmy in a while …

Population per capita across U.S. states

True

Anyone else feel the same way?

Anyone else feel the same way?

I prefer the robot voice

Oooooone sec

My Best Friends – NSFW

My Best Friends – NSFW

Works every time

I would retaliate with my own

Pass

I cut my own hair

He didn’t get the smile he was looking...

The cat knew what was coming…

Oh. Oh no.

He’s just made it through a hairy situation

Delicious!

Wait, no, nevermind. They ducked it up.

He also gets tired really quickly

🐓🍭

I’m tired of knowing more

And getting paid for it

When your web browser like to browse cities,...

Darn, full schedule tomorrow too

Untroubled by the complexities of life

Yeah . . I’m 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 old. .

He’s cool

Grilling me softly, with his tongs

Give him the ol’ cavity search

Maybe stand out less

Pretty much how I remember it

Titan 1C 🚢

When reality outpaces fiction

I’m no fool

Technically true is the best kind of true

Early medical diagnostics

It’s a tactical non-explosive flashbang

You’re my friend now

Well, damn Debbie, you should at least buy...

Open the door you will

I’m still convinced I can do this

Live action chess hits different

She was inflatuated

Sigh

Duh!

More fun to do what you want

I might have to start doing this…

Yup. Might be hungry later.

What do you think, Brendon?

Not the gum drop buttons!

Say what now?

The new rails are working

It’s soooo tiring

Messing up the lawn

Better not be

Oh well…

Crappy directions

What in the Kentucky is this?

I say, and it can be quite humerous

Especially small dogs

Mama mia, it’sa crazy

Been looking for empathy all my life…

Dayyyyy o

Nana nana nana nana

That’s the way to do it :)

Comes with limited musical options though

Or the Wish version

It’s like herding cats

Ba dum…

Last one must’ve been in the attic

How did i get that funky music stuck...

My wife surely looks this way all the...

Nope

Today I learned that lobsters eat teeth

The old magic

Record me like one of your French drivers

I said too much

Doctorate in BullShitology

Ah yes, an intrusive thought option

“M”

And condescending. Don’t forget that one!

Oh, y’know

Woah

Other positions are ok then?

Now that you mention it…

NSFW -Language. Kid heard dad say this ONCE.

NSFW -Language. Kid heard dad say this ONCE.

Cilantro ruins everything it touches

Is his name David?

Or a princess

You’re paying extra if your meds make you...

Empathy

But what if it also has a slide?

Sam I am

Sounds about right

Naughty idea

Should’ve laid out the ground rules

Everyone seemed busy

Or I miss a spot and hear about...

Would a frozen spaghetti donut cool you down?

Dessert pizza or desert the pizza?

Little swimmers finding the egg

That baby hits different

Population per capita across U.S. states

True

Anyone else feel the same way?

Anyone else feel the same way?

I prefer the robot voice

Oooooone sec

My Best Friends – NSFW

My Best Friends – NSFW

Works every time

I would retaliate with my own

Pass

I cut my own hair

He didn’t get the smile he was looking...

The cat knew what was coming…

Oh. Oh no.

He’s just made it through a hairy situation

Delicious!

Wait, no, nevermind. They ducked it up.

He also gets tired really quickly

🐓🍭

I’m tired of knowing more

And getting paid for it

When your web browser like to browse cities,...

Darn, full schedule tomorrow too

Untroubled by the complexities of life

Yeah . . I’m 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 old. .

He’s cool

Grilling me softly, with his tongs

Give him the ol’ cavity search

Maybe stand out less

Pretty much how I remember it

Titan 1C 🚢

When reality outpaces fiction

I’m no fool

Technically true is the best kind of true

Early medical diagnostics

It’s a tactical non-explosive flashbang

You’re my friend now

Well, damn Debbie, you should at least buy...

Open the door you will

I’m still convinced I can do this

Live action chess hits different

She was inflatuated

Sigh

Duh!

More fun to do what you want

I might have to start doing this…

Yup. Might be hungry later.

What do you think, Brendon?

Not the gum drop buttons!

Say what now?

The new rails are working

It’s soooo tiring

Messing up the lawn

Better not be

Oh well…

Crappy directions

What in the Kentucky is this?

I say, and it can be quite humerous

Especially small dogs

Mama mia, it’sa crazy

Been looking for empathy all my life…

Dayyyyy o

Nana nana nana nana

That’s the way to do it :)

Comes with limited musical options though

Or the Wish version

It’s like herding cats

Ba dum…

Last one must’ve been in the attic

How did i get that funky music stuck...

My wife surely looks this way all the...

Nope

Today I learned that lobsters eat teeth

The old magic

Record me like one of your French drivers

I said too much

Doctorate in BullShitology

Ah yes, an intrusive thought option

“M”

And condescending. Don’t forget that one!

Oh, y’know

Woah

Other positions are ok then?

Now that you mention it…

NSFW -Language. Kid heard dad say this ONCE.

NSFW -Language. Kid heard dad say this ONCE.

Cilantro ruins everything it touches

Is his name David?

Or a princess

You’re paying extra if your meds make you...

Empathy

But what if it also has a slide?

Sam I am

Sounds about right

Naughty idea

Should’ve laid out the ground rules

Everyone seemed busy

Or I miss a spot and hear about...

Would a frozen spaghetti donut cool you down?

Dessert pizza or desert the pizza?

Little swimmers finding the egg

That baby hits different

Population per capita across U.S. states

True

Anyone else feel the same way?

Anyone else feel the same way?

I prefer the robot voice

Oooooone sec

My Best Friends – NSFW

My Best Friends – NSFW

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