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Never buy a parrot when you’re drunk

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Her way sounds more fun
I’d probably absent-mindedly leave for a snack
Reasonable
Sounds about right
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Pushing TOP 2000 ;)
The purple areas are where people were kung...

The purple areas are where people were kung...
Give it a wave, ‘cos it’s waving to...

Give it a wave, ‘cos it’s waving to...
5th December Christmas Song – one of my...

5th December Christmas Song – one of my...
My spirit animal

My spirit animal
The pages just turn so smoothly

The pages just turn so smoothly
What’d you do that fur?

What’d you do that fur?
💛

💛
Me at every office job

Me at every office job
Higher age recommended

Higher age recommended
4th December Christmas song

4th December Christmas song
I’m just gonna sit here and think about...

I’m just gonna sit here and think about...
Her way sounds more fun

Her way sounds more fun
I’d probably absent-mindedly leave for a snack

I’d probably absent-mindedly leave for a snack
Reasonable

Reasonable
Sounds about right

Sounds about right
Pee nuts?

Pee nuts?
3rd December Christmas song – this one released...

3rd December Christmas song – this one released...
Gotta earn your keep

Gotta earn your keep
Funny to everyone but one

Funny to everyone but one
Every single one!

Every single one!
Cinco de Mayo decor

Cinco de Mayo decor
But boss, it’s 4:59

But boss, it’s 4:59
Beautiful

Beautiful
2nd December Xmas song

2nd December Xmas song
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Are you sure that’s my job?
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Wait a minute… one of these doesn’t have...
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Woah, hey, don’t give them any ideas
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Star Trek could have been SO MUCH more...
Agreed

Agreed
Dec 1st here as I post this –...

Dec 1st here as I post this –...
Or where

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“Where did my car go?”

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Crappy design

Crappy design
Should slide right out

Should slide right out
And buy yourself some earplugs too

And buy yourself some earplugs too
Gamer dad

Gamer dad
Always with the glasses

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Every. Day.

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I do what I want *thonk*

I do what I want *thonk*
Ends up being happy

Ends up being happy
That was quick

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50 Shades Of Earl Grey

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They were kind of acting up

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Watch out! It has a motion sensor
Nobody said I had to try it today

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Again?

Again?
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She’s also talking down to you
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Didn’t know fish could do that
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Run away!
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This is a troubling statistic.
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He swears it just magic
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Awkwaaaaard
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They’re just babelling to themselves
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Huzzah!

Huzzah!
Susan just doesn’t get it

Susan just doesn’t get it
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And this one’s lumpy
I’ll do what I want

I’ll do what I want
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Just like sitting in a theater
They did not sea it coming

They did not sea it coming
Of cooourse I’ll floss every day starting now

Of cooourse I’ll floss every day starting now
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I must be too talented then
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The GOAT

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You just need to worry when you start...
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Yeah that sounds right

Yeah that sounds right
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At 5.15PM on 23rd November, 1963, the very...
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Utterly fabulous

Utterly fabulous
And a drink

And a drink
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So (ch)easy

So (ch)easy
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I feel seen…now I’m annoyed
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Smart men, Gary and Thag’s friend
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I cannot understand why they are not pets...
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Not with that attitude….
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Fun fact, I don’t like this game
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We want to watch the world burn.
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Yeah, totally
The circle of life

The circle of life
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Why would I buy something less yummy?
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Best of friends
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It’s so easy to write
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Festive Season treats. None of your old fashioned...
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