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I don’t want your cooties

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I don’t want your cooties
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Yeah, but you should see how she corners!
As fresh as it gets
Maybe a light sprint.
Smart chocolate!
This, but with poop.
In the shower!
💩 beetles!
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Get it right
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If I had to hear this, you can too
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Fool me once…
How reassuring lol
And when is it going to resume?

I don’t want your cooties

I don’t want your cooties
Pizza for breakfast? Sure…

Pizza for breakfast? Sure…
Yeah, but you should see how she corners!

Yeah, but you should see how she corners!
As fresh as it gets

As fresh as it gets
Maybe a light sprint.

Maybe a light sprint.
Smart chocolate!

Smart chocolate!
This, but with poop.

This, but with poop.
In the shower!

In the shower!
💩 beetles!

💩 beetles!
Extra Extra Terrestrial

Extra Extra Terrestrial
Isn’t that the truth

Isn’t that the truth
I used origami to make a belt, turned...

I used origami to make a belt, turned...
Oldies but goodies

Oldies but goodies
Again!

Again!
Trial by fire

Trial by fire
**One stupid question

**One stupid question
Either all women, or some cold paint

Either all women, or some cold paint
How economical

How economical
Get it right

Get it right
Musk calls for a Star Trek future

Musk calls for a Star Trek future
If I had to hear this, you can...

If I had to hear this, you can...
Maggie’s loss

Maggie’s loss
Fool me once…

Fool me once…
How reassuring lol

How reassuring lol
And when is it going to resume?

And when is it going to resume?
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All new stories – Thomas the Tank
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Dang it!
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Just walk a bit more, maybe they’ll become...
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Remaining sane is getting more difficult
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Bone apple teeth!
Who gets ice cream cake in winter.

Who gets ice cream cake in winter.
Me, an hour into work

Me, an hour into work
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There’s a lot to unload here
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No answer
Just add water

Just add water
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It’s anyone’s guess
Cat: “Can you not?”

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And you have to pay it to do...
I’m sorry…… but no.

I’m sorry…… but no.
We don’t do that here!

We don’t do that here!
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I’m leaning towards maybe
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Trying not to trip as I skedadle on...
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You’re banned from reading now
Who took this photo of me?

Who took this photo of me?
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Needs some cartoon sound effects. Scooby-doo drums or...
Sketch out your plans…

Sketch out your plans…
CRITICAL!!!

CRITICAL!!!
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Weeping Beakers – Don’t close your eyes or...
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Would you like them streaming free? Would you...
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God save the queen mattress
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If you think the rack is nice, wait...
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The toot suite
The Emperor’s New Prudes

The Emperor’s New Prudes
I SAID “TWO LUMPS”!!! TWO!!!

I SAID “TWO LUMPS”!!! TWO!!!
Horrific: Stingray attacks person in their own home

Horrific: Stingray attacks person in their own home
Was it a train set?

Was it a train set?
This is called the “Jesus nut”. Because if...

This is called the “Jesus nut”. Because if...
I always try stealth and end up Russian...

I always try stealth and end up Russian...
I once made a belt from old wristwatches....

I once made a belt from old wristwatches....
I just like to know things make sense

I just like to know things make sense
They absolutely will. They always do.

They absolutely will. They always do.
How can they be sure, unless they TRY?

How can they be sure, unless they TRY?
Please respect my wishes

Please respect my wishes
And stupidity

And stupidity
Sounds credible but i’m not gonna try it

Sounds credible but i’m not gonna try it
Up from 6!

Up from 6!
I see

I see
Miracles DO happen!

Miracles DO happen!
The more you assist

The more you assist
“You can do that?”

“You can do that?”
What dedication

What dedication
Good name for it?

Good name for it?
My cat would let the house flood

My cat would let the house flood
I always strike out though

I always strike out though
I bet there bearly staying in business

I bet there bearly staying in business
Well, you shouldn’t’ve run over it

Well, you shouldn’t’ve run over it
Will no one think of the poor robots

Will no one think of the poor robots
Also, do your best to forget WHERE you...

Also, do your best to forget WHERE you...
Kellogg’s???

Kellogg’s???
Seven were given to the amazon package….

Seven were given to the amazon package….
I vant to blow your blood!!

I vant to blow your blood!!
Is he playing advertisements on his screen?? DIABOLICAL!

Is he playing advertisements on his screen?? DIABOLICAL!
Depends

Depends
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Mother, you are really lucky my claws are...
Just buy another one!

Just buy another one!
Er…. no thanks

Er…. no thanks
Spotted during a doctors’ appointment!

Spotted during a doctors’ appointment!
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WHY DOES THIS EXIST? WHY DOES WALMART SELL...
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Appelez-moi “un blender”… je vais te frappé!!
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Friend of mine, actually! I’m more of a...
Fuck around! Find out! (encouraging)

Fuck around! Find out! (encouraging)
How about octopoose?

How about octopoose?
I’m saving this one for desert

I’m saving this one for desert

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