And people who didn’t wash their hands would use the ‘Washed hands’ handle, of course. ‘Cos they don’t give a fuck about themselves or anyone else.

I used to do a great deal of advertising work in restrooms and so many people didn't bother to wash their hands it was quite astounding. Many times as I left and followed some of these grubs out they would meet up with their other halfs and hold hands and even sometimes their kids. There is no excuse whatsoever.