... but I did my best to translate it anyways. Any better German speakers, please feel free to correct me!
In a small village, there was a girl named Barbara. Barbara was known all through the region for her wonderful rhubarb cake. Barbara's rhubarb cake was so loved, that she was nicknamed Rhubarb Barbara. Rhubarb Barbara soon realised that using her cake she could make a lot of money. So, she opened a bar, the Rhubarb Barbara Bar.
Naturally, there were soon a number of regulars in the Rhubarb Barbara Bar. The most well known of them, three barbarians, went so often to the Rhubarb Babara Bar to have some of Rhubarb Barbara's rhubarb cake, that for a while they were known as the Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarians.
The Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarians had magnificently bushy beards. When the Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarians wanted their Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarian beards trimmed, they went to the barber. The only barber that could adequately care for the Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbaians' beards naturally wanted to boast of that fact, so he renamed himself the Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarian Beard Barber.
The Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarian beard barber learned from the Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarians of Rhubarb Barbara's bar, and of Rhubarb Barbara's wonderful rhubarb cake, which he liked to drink with his favourite beer, which he called Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarian's beard barber's beer. The Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbaian's beard barber's beer could only be bought at a single bar. The barmaid selling the The Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbaian's beard barber's beer at the Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarian's beard barber's beer bar was named Barbel.
After trimming the Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarian's beards, the Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarian's beard barber would often go with the Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarians to Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarian's beard barber's beer bar to see Barbel the Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarian's beard barber's beer bar barmaid, and they would all go to Rhubarb Barbara's Bar, so they could have a bit of Rhubarb Barbara Bar Barbarian's beard barber's beer and Rhubarb Barbara's beautiful rhubarb cake.
Cheers!