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Mr. Reservoir, I presume?

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My new response to that comment.
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Is that a tie?

Is that a tie?
*Laughs in Mike Tython*

*Laughs in Mike Tython*
There’s still horse leftovers in the fridge!

There’s still horse leftovers in the fridge!
He’s never been so high

He’s never been so high
Indeed.

Indeed.
My new response to that comment.

My new response to that comment.
The housekeeping staff are now threatening to unionize.

The housekeeping staff are now threatening to unionize.
Looks more like a vuitar..

Looks more like a vuitar..
I believe they call it a 5 finger...

I believe they call it a 5 finger...
Beethoven wasn’t listening.

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It is sub optimal

It is sub optimal
C’mon, get up and eat that horse!

C’mon, get up and eat that horse!
Oh please. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease do it. Please.

Oh please. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease do it. Please.
Bear with me here

Bear with me here
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It’s good to get unbiased tips from those...
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And then she’ll have everything !
Interesting naming option, fitting though

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He did what?
He’s cut off.

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Here, kitty kitty kitty!
🙂

🙂
I challenge the Hutt to a pizza-off.

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Good for you, Granny :)
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