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He should switch his day job

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He sure can project with that voice of his
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SHOW ME YOUR FLOATATION DEVICE
Sweet calves bro
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They pay me to paint, not to move things around
Or you just forget about it until it’s an ice brick.
Wait till you see cutting-edge technology
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Shouldn’t have taken that bet.
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Punched in the arseropes
This also doubles as my room!
Pure coincidence
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Being an adult just means being responsible about...

Being an adult just means being responsible about...
The type of family I need to have

The type of family I need to have
Is it Batmans or Batmen?

Is it Batmans or Batmen?
I switched to anti-perspirant, now I get about...

I switched to anti-perspirant, now I get about...
Stay safe, watch out for your neighbors, and...

Stay safe, watch out for your neighbors, and...
He sure can project with that voice of...

He sure can project with that voice of...
You can be whatever you want, friend

You can be whatever you want, friend
SHOW ME YOUR FLOATATION DEVICE

SHOW ME YOUR FLOATATION DEVICE
Sweet calves bro

Sweet calves bro
The good ol’ ram and scram

The good ol’ ram and scram
They pay me to paint, not to move...

They pay me to paint, not to move...
Or you just forget about it until it’s...

Or you just forget about it until it’s...
Wait till you see cutting-edge technology

Wait till you see cutting-edge technology
No way

No way
Shouldn’t have taken that bet.

Shouldn’t have taken that bet.
It’s ridiculous. Phonetically isn’t even spelled phonetically.

It’s ridiculous. Phonetically isn’t even spelled phonetically.
Anyone here guilty of this? (or would like...

Anyone here guilty of this? (or would like...
Punched in the arseropes

Punched in the arseropes
This also doubles as my room!

This also doubles as my room!
Pure coincidence

Pure coincidence
“Maybe you can convince him to feed us”

“Maybe you can convince him to feed us”
Pffft, more like timidly

Pffft, more like timidly
This is why i’m blue?

This is why i’m blue?
You better ducking run

You better ducking run
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It’s because it’s a bit higher than her...
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I believe I can flyyyy!
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Not the bees!
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“Do not stand on top step, nor on...
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And…. we have a volunteer!
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Seasonal problems …
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Some pc games better stay there
Two buh or knot two buh.

Two buh or knot two buh.
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What the word sounds like
Nice caulk

Nice caulk
And don’t try to speed run it…

And don’t try to speed run it…
Regular release of **same content

Regular release of **same content
I was planning on it anyways

I was planning on it anyways
Triangles taste better

Triangles taste better
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Aeykinnaebelueivedisyaweenumtee, OCH!
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Easy to find too – It’s the dead...
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And now I share it with you
Old song updated to be factual

Old song updated to be factual
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Hazel-rah, is that you?
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Your bread crumbs have been deemed subpar
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Oh hey Marcie. We’re out of kibble. *urp*.
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May the slow boiling of your entrails remain...
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Which way to the peanut butter?!
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Playing the toot suite, I see
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Or, you know, any liberation
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Woof to you too, friend.
As I snap, crackle, pop.

As I snap, crackle, pop.
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